from www.marksfriggin.com – Howard said they have this contest coming up called ”I’m the Biggest Whore” and they heard from a lot of whores. He said the winner of this contest will win $5,000. Howard said that they’re going to have the audience vote. He said they’re going to vote at HowardStern.com but not until later on. The grand prize is from www.EstablishedMen.com

Fred played an intro for Howard that he played as they were starting up the contest. Howard had the first contestant come in. Her name was Ava Devine [pictured]. Howard spoke to Ava about how big her breasts were. She had them enhanced. Howard said she’s in the porno industry. He said that any girl who is a real whore would have to be in that business. He said that she might be a social worker too. Howard asked Ava to convince him why she’s the biggest whore.

Ava said she is known as the lady of the lake and she will do anyone, anytime and anyhow. She said she loves random strange men, little people, mentally retarded people, people with diseases and all of that. Howard asked if she’ll just fuck any retarded person. Ava said she worked at an escort service when she was younger and she would go see retarded people and have a good time with them. She said that a lot of girls would turn them down. Ava said she would even fuck retarded guys for no money. She hasn’t done that yet but she would. She said she loves cock and she loves cum on her face.

Howard said that Ava estimates she’s had 7,000 guys. She used to do 7 or 8 guys a day while working as an escort. Howard said she claims that she’d go to swingers clubs and blow up to 15 guys. She said that she has one guy who loves to eat loads and he’s a bi-sexual. She said they go out for fun and blow people together. Howard said that she sounds like a guy in the way she brags about having sex. Ava said she doesn’t usually have orgasms at the time but she’ll have them later on when she’s thinking about what she did. She said she loves thinking about the whole thing and getting off on that later.

Howard said that Ava did a guy she met at a gas station one day. Ava said she met this guy who told her that she was sexy and she had to do him. She said that flattery gets you everywhere. She said she did the guy right there at the pump at the gas station. She said she finished him off right before her gas tank was filled.

Howard read that Ava likes Benjy and Fred. She said she thinks that Benjy is pigish and horny. She meant that in the best way. She said that she saw him make out with a girl on the show who wasn’t so hot and she thought that was hot. She said she’d let Benjy fuck her. Ava said she can find beauty in anybody. Howard asked Benjy if he was turned on. Benjy asked her if she was in Cum Guzzling Whores 2. She said she probably was but she will do any movie so she doesn’t even know what she’s been in. Gary asked if she’s against getting fucked in the ass. Ava said she’s an anal queen. She loves it. Ava said she loves double anal and she takes fists up there. She said she once took a lava lamp up her ass.

Howard read that Ava once ate an 80 man cum burrito. She said it’s not as gross as it sounds. She said she loved it. Ava said all of the guys were so great and so horny for her. She doesn’t even mind fat and stinky guys. Ava said she’s learned how to not breath in with her nose. She said that really helps. Ava said that she doesn’t care about the stink if she can’t smell them.

Howard said that Ava is in the middle of a divorce and she’s in that because her husband didn’t want her being part of this contest. Ava said she is the biggest whore and she had to be part of this.

Howard said that Sal was going to come in and talk to Ava. Ava wanted him to touch her while he talked to her. Sal came in and said he was ready to rip apart this little fuck bucket. He said he can’t touch her since he’s married. Then Sal said he’d touch her a little bit. Howard said his wife has an emotional friend so he should be able to touch her.

Sal said he had a retarded cousin and he wanted him to come in and talk to her. It was Richard. Ava had him come over to her. Howard told them to talk a little bit. Richard did his retarded voice and he was trying to get her to have some dirty talk. It wasn’t working so Howard told Sal to just talk dirty to her. He said he doesn’t care about Richard. Sal told Ava to whip out her tits and then started getting really graphic about what he wanted to do with her. He wanted to wipe his shit streaked dick all over her face. They were both talking dirty to each other for a few seconds. Howard said that was terrific. He told Sal and Richard to leave since Richard was drooling and still talking like a retarded person.

Howard asked Ava what she was going to do with the 5 grand if she wins. She said she’s going to take her parents on a vacation. Robin asked if they know what she does for a living. She said they have no idea. They think she’s a clerical assistant working for very rich men.

Howard said that Ava was a filthy whore and he liked that. Robin asked how old she was when she realized she loved dick. Ava said she and her friends would play when they were little girls and they’d mess around. She said that she’d play the guy and rub all over her friends. Robin asked if she had sex yet today. Ava said she hadn’t yet but the day isn’t over.

Howard had contestant number 2 come in. They had an intro for her. Her name is Sabrina Deep. Howard said that she’s a pretty girl and very tall. Sabrina is 5’11” tall. She said she probably weighs 118 or so. Howard asked why she’s a whore. Sabrina said that Ava was amazing. She said she thinks that she’s a filthier whore than she is though. Howard asked why that is. Sabrina said she works in the adult industry but she’s a big fan of her fans. She said that she wants to get them off all the time. Sabrina said she has to stalk them out and get them in bed with her. Sabrina said she sometimes fucks them when no camera is on. She said that she’s started doing some fan stalker movies and she sets it up like she’s going to just meet them and then she gets them on camera.

Howard asked if she takes a break from this ever. Sabrina said she never does. She said she blew the cab driver this morning. Sabrina said that was before she came to New York. She said she was in Florence and the guy had a sticker that said ”Taxi of Love” in Italian. She said the guy likes to have sex with his customers so she ended up doing him. She said he wasn’t great looking but he had a cock. She said that he had an odor and it wasn’t that bad of an odor. She said it can be enjoyable. She said that she likes sweaty balls and cock.

Howard read that Sabrina has had sex with over 6,000 men. She said it’s hard to count. She said that she just started in porn at 26 and she’s 32 now so she’s done all of those guys in that time. Sabrina said she has no problem getting wet for these guys she’s with. She said that she doesn’t have to bother. Sabrina said she loves anal too. Sabrina said she likes it deep and hard with anal.

Howard said Sabrina is also married. Howard asked her about fucking guys in front of her husband. She said he likes that and they go out of their way to do that stuff. She said they go to clubs for people who are just like them. She said there are actually a lot of them out there.

Howard asked Sabrina to show her panties to everyone. She was wearing purple panties. She said she has real breasts too. Howard asked to see them. She showed them to him and Howard said they were very nice. Howard said Robin is all natural too.

Howard asked Sabrina about doing bukakke and how she likes guys to cum all over her. She said she likes to get dirty and had to try it. She has guys cum in a bowl and drinks it. She said that she loves doing that and she does it often. She said it’s flattering when a guy cums for you and she has to drink it down.

Howard told Sabrina that Sal was going to come in and talk dirty to her now. Sal came in and told her to take off her pants. Then the two of them talked dirty for a few seconds. Sal was calling her names and said he was going to spit on her ass. He hocked one up and spit on her ass. Howard said that was enough of that. He said he couldn’t take it. He said Sal is the creepiest. Sabrina wanted him to finish before he left. Sal stuck around and told her to talk dirty to him. He said she wasn’t a whore, she was a pain in the ass. He ended up yelling at her like she was his wife.

Howard said Sabrina was very good. He said Sal is just an angry guy. Sabrina said he’s obviously just frustrated. Howard said Sabrina is a dirty whore and they’ll have to wait to find out if she gets the votes. She said that her fans get to fuck her and you can follow her on Twitter to find out how.

Howard had the next contestant come in. Her name was Bree Olson. Howard said that he knows her. He said that this is tough competition. He said that she’s so innocent looking. Howard said that she can’t possibly beat these two girls. Bree said that she goes to feature dance at clubs and she’ll end up having sex with all of the guys who get private dances. She said that she has impregnation fantasies and she lets them cum inside of her. She said that she knows her cycle though so she won’t do it if she thinks she could get pregnant. Bree said that the guys end up lining up for dance after dance. Howard asked if she’s a nymphomaniac. She said that she really is. She said there are some days she’ll have sex with 30 guys. She said she has gone to hotels looking for guys to have sex with before too.

Howard asked Bree about the guys she’s fucked at hotels and she said she asked the janitor to do her and he looked at her like she was drunk or something. She said this is all done when she’s sober though. Bree said the janitor wouldn’t come to her room but she kept following him around. She said she told him to come fix her TV and she got naked for him as soon as he came in the room. She said she had like 27 loads in her from the other guys who had been with her. She said she looks like the girl next door so the guys never expect this. She said that she just goes braless and wears a tank top and flops around.

Bree told Howard about the janitor and how he told her that he would remember her forever. She said that she did that guy after doing all of those other guys. She said that she will vibrate afterward and she keeps the loads inside of her for the night. Then she’ll shower in the morning. Bree said she uses her vibrator every night. She said she loves being degraded.

JD came in and told Howard that she went to the airport with cum on her face. Bree said that she had sex on set and the guy blew on her face and left it there when she went to the airport. Bree said she tweeted about that yesterday. She said that she also fucks the crew on the sets of her movies. Bree said she likes regular guys and not the guys who are all shaved down and stuff. Howard said she really likes men. Bree said she really does. Bree said she’ll give guys her phone number and she’ll invite them to her hotel room and sometimes they just don’t even show up.

Robin said she was speechless. Howard asked if she’ll fuck retarded guys. She said she hasn’t but she probably would. Bree said that her agent got a call from a deaf guy who wanted to do her. Bree said that they should give them a handicap discount if they can’t afford to be with her.

Howard had Sal come in again to talk dirty to Bree. She had something in her mouth and she said it was something called Kaboom that gives her harder orgasms. Howard told her to act like Sal is a hot guy during this. Sal then started in with her telling her to take it off. She wanted him to help. Sal told her to just take it off. Bree was talking in a baby voice as he did this. Sal wasn’t able to help getting the dress off. Howard said Bree looks really good. She said she lost 30 pounds. Sal and Bree spent a minute talking but they didn’t sound like they were talking to each other. Bree was doing the baby voice telling her ”daddy” to do stuff to her. Sal told her to gargle his piss. Howard cut them off saying that Sal ruins every one of these things. He said he was so gross.

Howard asked Bree if there’s anything she hasn’t done. She said she hasn’t done a DP yet. Howard asked what she pictures them doing together. Bree said that she’s been listening to Howard since she was like 11 or 12 and she remembers him pointing laser pointers at the girls and she always wanted to be one of them. Robin said she’s there now doing that.

You can check out the girls on their web sites: www.AvaDevine.com, www.DeepSabrina.com and www.BreeOlson.com.

Howard said he was going to go to the judges now. He spent a few seconds going over each of the girls and then asked Robin for her opinion. Robin said that she had to go with Ava Devine based on her responses to who and what she’d have sex with. Howard said JD is going to be the next judge. He said that JD must have an opinion. Howard asked him about Kissyphur but JD didn’t want to get into that. JD said he’s had a crush on Bree Olson for the longest time. He said he was with Robin about Ava though. He said she’ll fuck anyone and anything so he had to give her his vote. He said he still loves Bree though.

Howard asked Fred for his vote. Fred said that a girl who has cum on her face is a big whore. He said that Bree was a big whore but he had to pick Ava Devine.

Scott DePace was up next. Scott said he was going with Sabrina Deep because Bree was too nice looking. He thinks of whores as looking more dirty.

Howard went to Gary next. He said Gary always has an opinion. Gary said this was tough. He said that Bree is so cute and she did that Janitor without a condom. Gary said that he had to go with Bree. He said Bree seemed to be more sincere about it all. Howard said he has the feeling she’s a good girl but she’s gone bad. Gary asked when it all started. She said it was pre-teen that she started doing it all. She said it started with Teddy bears and then it was with girls. Howard said it’s crazy how horny they are.

Sal was next up to vote. Sal said that Sabrina was the one who he was giving his vote to. He said she took his spit up her ass. She said her ass was still wet. Sal said his breath still stinks from that too.

Benjy got a vote too. Benjy said that he didn’t think that Sabrina was so into that stuff. Sabrina said she really is though. Benjy said that’s just the way he felt. He said Ava will fuck anything and that’s incredible but he feels that Bree is the biggest whore because she seems to be compelled to do that stuff like she needs it. Howard asked Bree if she could give up all men just for him. She said she would. Howard took that as meaning she’s not the biggest whore. Benjy said that she needs his cock right now because she can’t help it. Bree said she didn’t need Benjy. She said that she tries not to do it but it just happens so Benjy might be right in that way. Howard asked if anyone wanted Benjy’s cock. Ava and Sabrina said they did. They were ready to fuck him as soon as he said he thought Bree wanted him to fuck her.

Howard took a call from a guy who said that Bree is his favorite porn star of all time. He said that his vote has to go to Ava Devine though. He asked if any of them have ever been on Public Disgrace. Ava said she was going to be on but they canceled it. Howard had no idea what it was. Bree said she’s scheduled to work with them in March. JD said they bring the girls out and they parade them around and let guys have sex with the girls in public places.

Another caller said that he wanted to win a date with the girls. Howard said that’s not what this is about. He gave his vote to Sabrina. She told him to follow her on Twitter and he could be the 9th guy who fucks her today. She’s already done 8. The guy said he’ll be on the train after work. She said she wasn’t kidding either.

Eric the Midget called in and said that he had to vote for Bree because he’s met her. Howard asked Bree if she would fuck Eric. She said she would do it on Midget Mondays. Howard asked if the other girls would do him. They both sounded like they’d do him too. Howard asked how tall Eric is. Eric said he’s 3 feet tall. Gary said he’s all hunched over though so he looks 2 and a half feet. Eric told him to shut the fuck up.

Gary said that America is going to vote by calling 888-9-ASSHOLE. The web site has crashed so they can’t do the voting there. Howard told the girls to relax while they take a break and they’ll come back with the results. They went to break after that.

After the break Howard came back and said he was talking to the girls during the break. He said he can’t imagine who is going to win. He said that he thinks that any of the 3 could take it. Howard said he never said who he thought would win. He said it might be Bree. Howard said he was going back and forth on all three of them though. Howard said it was very difficult to pick.

Howard asked the girls if they get jealous that Charlie Sheen was in a hotel room with that girl. Sabrina said she has a huge Charlie Sheen fantasy. She said the fantasy is sharing Charlie’s cock with another woman and the other woman is telling her what it’s like being fucked by Charlie while she’s fingering her clit.

Howard asked Ava if she likes Charlie. Ava said she likes the craziness. She said she would love to be there with him in that hotel. Bree said she has no respect for Charlie. She said she might fuck him but she has no respect for him.

Howard said Ava said she would fuck Beetlejuice. Ava said he needs love and attention just like anyone else. High Pitch Eric called in and asked if they would fuck him too. Ava said she would finger his ass and let him cum in her mouth. Eric asked if he could see her today. Ava said one of these days she’ll do it. Ava said if she comes on the show some other time she’ll do it. Eric wanted her this weekend but she’s got other things going on.

Howard said Gary had the envelope for him. He looked at the results and said he was shocked. He said it was time to find out who the winner of the Biggest Whore contest is. Bree was laughing. She said she just found the whole thing funny. She said she really loves Howard. Howard asked the girls if they wanted to win. They all wanted to win but they thought the other girls were great too.

Howard said that Bree was staring at him. He said that the winner had a runaway win with 55 percent of the votes. The last place had 17 percent. Howard said they had to get this over with. Howard said that one of the girls is going to win $5,000 from EstablishedMen.com and they will be able to go out and brag that they’re the world’s biggest whore. Howard kept them in suspense for a few minutes just talking about how they can go out and brag. Howard said coming in third place was Sabrina. She said she was kind of sad about that. Howard said the only people happy are her parents right now. Sabrina said she was still somehow sad about that.

Howard said it came down to Ava and Bree. He said that the girl who is the biggest whore is… he kept the girls in suspense for a few more minutes. Howard said he’s like the Ryan Seacrest of whores. Howard told Robin that they had Ava and Bree and only one of them could be the biggest whore. Howard said that everyone knew who the biggest whore was. He said the winner had 55 percent of the votes. He said the answer is… Bree Olson. Howard said that she’s the biggest whore. Howard said he was sorry that Ava didn’t win.

Howard said Bree just won $5,000. She said she’s going to donate $3,000 of that money to her local ASPCA. Howard said that Noel Biederman (Creator of AshleyMadison.com) was there with the check. Noel said they have this new web site EstablishedMen.com and it’s a shortcut to finding women. He said that if you’re into women and don’t want to spend money on video games and things like that then this is the site for you. Howard said he didn’t understand but he told Ava to give him a hand job. Howard thanked Noel for coming in and sponsoring the contest.

Howard gave the girls some more plugs for their web sites and gave Ava a prize for second place. He gave her $711 from 7-Eleven. He gave something to Sabrina too. He gave her $500 from Steven Singer Jewelers. She thanked him for that.

Howard congratulated all of the girls and said that he finds them all to be whores. He said he meant that as a compliment. Howard gave them some more plugs so here are their sites: AvaDevine.com, DeepSabrina.com and BreeOlson.com.

Howard asked Robin if she wanted to be a big whore. Robin said she doesn’t. She said that nothing they said was interesting or attractive to her. Howard said he’d love to get in a triple Sybian ride but he wasn’t sure if they’d all fit on it. The girls were up for giving it a try. Howard said today is Ronnie’s birthday so that’s why he was doing that. He said it was his birthday gift. He said he wasn’t going to say how old Ronnie is though.

The girls all got on the Sybian and Howard said that they’ve never had 3 girls ride it. Howard asked the girls to tell him if they were feeling anything once they got it going. Only two of the girls fit on it though. Gary stated it up and the girls said they were getting wet. The three of them were moaning and claiming that they were getting off on it. Not all three were feeling it though because there wasn’t enough room. The girls were very chatty during the ride. They were talking, moaning and vibrating. Gary had to shut it down after one of the girls finished. Howard said it worked. He said they really are big whores. He went to break after that.