Porn Valley- The last time I saw Jessi Summers which was earlier this week, you couldn’t wipe the smile off her face with a cinder block and acid. Such was not the case when she had to leave the set of Tom Zupko’s Blonds Eat More Cum Saturday afternoon. Summers was in extreme pain and apparently she’s suffering a bladder infection. But up till now Summers, who’s repped by Naughty Modeling, has been working through it. I’m told that Tim Myren kept Summers working because he didn’t want to get any more bad raps about flaking with his new find.

It was obvious from the get-go that Summers, who’s been in the business about two weeks, was in no condition to be in front of the camera and was replaced by Czech beauty Barbara Summers who would get fucked unmercifully by Tony T. T is a machine and fucks Summers to a round of applause. I don’t think I’ve ever seen that happen.

But as the Jessi Summers drama plays out at the Remmet Studios, I meet my new favorite female performer in the whole wide world, Holly Stevens. Decked out to look like a Playboy Playmate from the 1960’s, Stevens is wearing a black evening gown and is reclining on an art deco couch. Stevens, who’s repped by September Dawn, is blond, very pretty and has thick legs, great feet and a big ass.

The antithesis of the spindly porn chick, Stevens, in the business about 2 1/2 years, is scheduled to get fucked in that big, beautiful butt of hers by Kris Slater. But drama strikes again.

Even with the help of Cialis, Slater can’t get it going in the reverse cowgirl position- Zupko’s favorite shot. So Zupko works a compromise. Stevens, who hasn’t done an anal scene since January 2004, and Slater agree to come back and resume the anal portion of the scene Sunday morning.

Because she had “a bad experience” during her last anal, Stevens, smiling nervously, said she was making an exception for Zupko who’s laying the compliments upon her especially thick. But not without good reason. Zupko’s having a religious experience watching Stevens’ ass being worshipped by Slater on the monitor.

“When that cock goes up her ass, my head’s going to explode,” Zupko laughs. Slater and Stevens are giving the non-anal portion a remarkably good run while it lasts. Zupko particularly likes the fact that they’re fucking on the hard studio floor although Slater doesn’t seem to be too thrilled about it. However, the footage is exceptional.

“I’m the king of porno!” Zupko states elatedly, clenching his arms in a victory sign. You think he’d just split the atom.

Slater, who’s got Stevens now in his lap, is telling Zupko that if he does Stevens’ ass in the mish or doggie position he can fuck her forever. Except the end of forever comes sooner than expected when Slater’s cock bends time and again as Stevens nestles her ass into his crotch. Stevens, tiptoeing naked around the studio, is saying something about how she’s going to cry herself to sleep. I notice how she walks on her toes. I love women who walk on her toes. I ask Stevens to walk on her toes some more and Zupko begs to see more of her ass. Stevens thinks this is a riot.

Mulling his options, Zupko asks Nicki Hunter if she’d mind getting some Alaskan King Crab legs from Sid’s. Zupko loves these and thinks better on them.

Hunter and her husband Jason Horn are now running the Remmet operations, and Hunter’s all over the place like a den mother nurturing Zupko. Nicki, who took an earlier run for Sushi, brings back a steak, crab legs and a bunch of stuff. Stevens, ready to leave, is back wearing a white blouse and black skirt. Zupko’s sucking on a crab leg. He asks Stevens if she could raise her skirt, let him see her ass one more time. Stevens, laughing like a cock tease, tells him no- wait until tomorrow.

It’ll give him something to think about.