Porn Valley- We ran into Bobby Vitale this morning at the same diner where we generally have breakfast with Porno Steve Seidman.

“Run into” is also a term that can be loosely applied to the situation involving Vitale on December 21 when a hit and run driver plowed him down and left him for dead as he was putting groceries in the trunk of his car. The incident occurred in the Ralph’s parking lot on Winnetka and Ventura Blvds. And though there were eyewitnesses, “nobody saw nuthin,'” mutters Bobby who’s currently hobbling along with the assistance of a walker. According to Vitale, the accident left him with a shattered pelvis and a smashed urethra. As a result, he’s wearing a colostomy bag and is scheduled for an operation. Vitale’s been told that it will be at least six months before he can start walking again.

Vitale, who thought he had bought the farm, said the accident has been written about by some “assholes” on other adult sites who don’t know what they’re talking about. Vitale, who’s showing remarkable courage, considering the extent of his injuries and the fact that it only happened a couple of weeks ago, is crediting a lot of his rehabilitation to an army ranger who’s been serving as his private nurse.