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Britney Rears Lookalike Shocks New York

HOLLYWOOD, CA- “That is one ugly bitch!” was the first response given when convention organizers poured over the photos of the mostly beautiful adult stars expected to attend this year’s Exotic Erotic Ball in New York this Friday, June 16th and Saturday, June 17th.

The convention will be graced by a number of gorgeous adult superstars and since Hillary Scott who has taken over the lead role of the popular Britney Rears series was not able to appear in New York this weekend, the next best thing was to put somebody else in her place.

“I can’t wait to meet my fans. I’ve worked really hard for this moment and I’m glad that Britney or um Hillary won’t be here because that would really fuck up my spotlight,” stated the look-alike who was unveiled recently on KSEX Radio.

In Britney Rears’ place will be The Official Britney Rears Look-a-Like who will be meeting fans, pose for photos and sign autographs at the Genesis Magazine booth during the entire run of the show.

The official Britney Rears look-a-like was overheard asking convention management if it was OK to hug and kiss the fans. Her response was met with stone cold silence and utter disbelief by the panel who offered no definitive reply.

Genesis Magazine’s Editor in Chief Dan Davis chimed in on the subject saying, “We’re happy to have such beautiful stars here such as Taylor Wane, Carmen Luvana, Taryn Thomas, Tyler Faith, Brooke Hunter, Rebecca Love, Flower Tucci, Sunny Lane, Joanna Angel, Mercedez and our Genesis’ Sex Star Hunt winner Kristen Sky. Maybe it’s just me but I’m not so sure what to expect from the official Britney Rears look-a-like. Maybe she just had a bad photograph taken that day or something because nobody is that ugly.”

“I watched Britney’s first two movies and she was a nice piece of ass and I heard that the new Britney is even hotter, but this look-a-like Britney is one ugly motherfucker,” stated Pier 94 janitorial supervisor Cedric whose last name is being withheld upon request.

“I know there’s gonna be some beautiful girls at this show but I don’t think I’ll be trying to bang that one,” he muttered as he pushed a rolling trash can down the hall.

Hillary Scott seemed quite amused that the ‘Official Britney Rears Look-a-Like’ is making an appearance in New York saying “Who gave her the official title anyway? I hope it wasn’t Will Rider?” Hillary mused in reference to the series fast rising director.

Porn superstar and KSEX Radio personality Tyler Faith had this to say about the official Britney look-a-Like, “I don’t know, I think she’s kind of sexy. I’ll probably end up sleeping with her on the first night.”

Fans of Britney Rears can get the next best thing by visiting the Genesis Magazine booth at the Erotic Exotic Ball this weekend in New York and saying hello to the Official Britney Rears Look-a-Like. Wankus is the Official Britney Rears Look-a-Like. “I love to poke fun at this entire Britney Rears deal because it’s such a great character and the damn thing sells like ice water in the desert”, Wankus said.

The Erotic Exotic Ball runs this Friday and Saturday, June 16th and 17th at Pier 94 New York City.

Click here for more details. http://www.exoticeroticball.com/newyork/

Britney Rears 2: I Wanna Get Laid is one of America’s best selling porn DVDs of 2006 and Britney Rears 3 starring Hillary Scott will be in stores late this summer.

For more information on KSEX visit www.ksex.com

For more information on the real Britney Rears visit www.britneyrears.com

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