From the Gene Files 5/1/02: Holy mackerel, Andy. Britni, everyone’s favorite sociopath, is now fucking both fish and August Arkham for Armageddon Pictures. And prior to that heartwarming moment on camera when Britni discovered that two heads were better than one, we had this chat.

Gene: The first time we talked had to have been around September or October of last year. We got some territory to cover. Because since then you’ve done some pretty disgusting things on camera, and got offered a contract.

Britni: After I did Cocktails 3 with all the puking and drinking..

Gene: That had to have been the grossest thing I’ve ever witnessed in my life.

Britni: Between eating the dog food [in Arkham’s 1,001 Ways to Eat My Jizz] and that, they pretty much wanted me to come aboard.

Gene: You do these kinds of scenes like they’re the most natural things on earth for you. Did you ever do this kind of stuff in your private life.

Britni: I try to experiment as much as I possibly can. But, unfortunately, a lot of guys and girls that I’ve been with aren’t able to go to the extent that I do.

Gene: You’re too much for most people.

Britni: Most people think that I’m crazy.

Gene: I had no idea the first time I talked to you where you’d be going with all this. You may become one of the premier porn performers of all time before all’s said and done. I’ve seen you willing to do anything and everything and not flinch at it.

Britni: That’s because the more twisted and fucked up something is, the more it makes me really excited. If it’s something that’s so fucked up that it makes me go, man, I don’t know, then I really get excited. If I’m unsure about it, it makes me more eager to experience it.

Gene: How do you begin or prepare to do a scene like the one in Cocktails. Don’t you get yourself sick thinking about it.

Britni: It makes me excited knowing that people are going to go, oh my God! Anything that’s supposed to be taboo or anything that’s fucked up or twisted I would like. And degradation is my favorite. But that scene was probably the craziest and most complicated I’ve done.

Gene: When did you start getting gross? From a young age?

Britni: I’ve always been interested in things that are taboo. Anything that’s kinky. Physically I always wanted to explore what my boundaries were. I wanted to know. I did the pissing-thing with Max Hardcore first and once that started that pretty much got the ball rolling.

Gene: What was that scene essentially.

Britni: He just pissed on me.

Gene: Was that the first scene you did in the business.

Britni: Yeah. I did stuff three days in a row with him. First we did one where he just pee’d on my body. I thought, that’s alright. Then it was like, let’s try and pee in your mouth. He pee’d in my mouth and I swallowed it.

Gene: For those of us who may not have experienced it, was does piss taste like?

Britni: Well, it depends. If you’ve ever smelled pee sometimes it can taste just like it smells. But when Max does the thingie he makes sure that he drinks a lot of water and pees throughout the day. Then it tastes pretty much like warm water. Normally the taste is like smelling pee while you’re drinking warm water.

Gene: When you first came into the business I see to recall there was some heat between you and J.R. Wolfe of The Rocky Mountain Oyster. What was that all about?

Britni: He had some kind of a problem with Dennis [Ormond- Britni’s husband/manager]. Then he wanted me to model for him. I said no and he was dissing me ever since. Like these people get these fixations. I don’t know. What is it with these people. But he started fixating on me. Little did I know that he was writing bad things about me in his articles. And then he spread these really bad rumors about me. I don’t know where that came from.

Gene: What started it.

Britni: He wanted to shoot me or something.

Dennis Ormond chimes in to explain: He wanted to represent her. JR calls himself the premier agent in Denver for moving girls to LA. At first she was interested but then she met me. I told her to stay away from him. Then she cancelled on him and said I don’t want to deal with you.

Britni: I heard things from other people. Even people that don’t know we had a problem would say, do you know JR? I don’t like that guy because he brought girls over here one time and treated them badly. I’ve heard people say that.

Gene: You must be one of the local points of interest in Denver right now.

Britni: Yeah, in Denver pretty much most people know who I am.

Ormond: On top of getting recognized Britni’s the largest porn employer in Denver. We’re the only people that run a constant shooting schedule.

Britni: I find people from the grocery store, the mall and places like that.

Gene: You just go around picking up girls.

Britni: The kind I want are teenage girls. Teenage girls are generally very experimental. Especially when it comes to their sexuality; and bisexuality is very chic. It’s in. And also a lot of them consider it a venue for them to brag to their friends. So it’s real easy.

Gene: So you’re always getting action.

Britni: It’s not very difficult.

Gene: Ever get tired of sex where you just say go away I’ve got a headache.

Britni: Sex to me is pretty much like eating. You don’t get tired of eating. You’re always going to be hungry.

Ormond: The interesting thing about Britni as far as her background is concerned, is the textbook definition of a sociopath. And I don’t mean that lightly. Britni is a sociopath. She is completely and utterly unaffected by society’s opinion of anything. She doesn’t get it. She doesn’t understand it. If we’re standing in a bank in the teller line, she’ll turn to me and say, ‘remember that guy’s cock I sucked yesterday?’ I’ll be like, shhhh. And she gets annoyed because she doesn’t even remotely get why she can’t have that conversation right there. My first experience with that was about three weeks after she moved on. We made some cheap ass bet over a football game. But if she lost she had to wash my car naked. I didn’t really expect that she’d do that. Like an hour later my wife Michelle comes running down stairs and says you better take a look at this. I look out the master bedroom window and Britni’s out in front of our house at two in the afternoon with the local high school getting out, washing my car butt fucking naked. And there’s traffic backed yup for three blocks. There are people standing in my front yard. There are people across the street. There are cars parked on the sidewalk. It looks like a carnival. And that was my first experience at understanding that I had to be careful with what I say.

Gene: So if you were told to suck some guy’s dick you wouldn’t think twice about it.

Britni: No.

Ormond: She is totally unaffected by anyone’s definition of right or wrong.

Britni: I know there are certain things that affect people in that way but I can’t relate to it. But it excites me.

Ormond: People often talk about girls who have no limits. They have no idea what they’re talking about. The girl has a limit somewhere. Britni has no limits. If they came to her today and said we want to shoot you with 8 year-olds, she’d be okay. Not because she wants to commit a crime, but even in her mind, nothing rings as wrong. Nothing does. Drinking piss. Taking on 55 guys.

Britni: I know what rules are.

Ormond: The only thing that would stop her is that it would be illegal.

Britni: And I really have this big problem if there cars are around, not to flash.

Gene: Ever have problems with the law.

Britni: Cops have thought I’m underage. That’s pretty funny.

Ormond: They pulled us out of a swing club one time. They let us go but someone had reported that I had taken a 13 year-old with me. They showed up in force to find the cheerleader who was being sexually assaulted. The funny thing is everyone who sees Britni’s website or her videos, it’s sort of typical to point their finger at the guy. They ask why do you make her do that. I say, man, you’ve got no idea what you’re talking about.

Britni: He’s the one that tries to moderate me.

Ormond: If I didn’t rein her in, her website would be sickeningly illegal.