Porn Valley- In kinder times, in gentler times before the jingo media got a hold of the fact that smut peddler Mark Kulkis of Kick Ass Pictures was attempting to buy mob-controlled influence in Washington, I had the following conversation with Kulkis. It came on the heels of the original announcement that he and Mary Carey would be in Washington next week attending a lavish DC Salute to Freedom fundraiser that would be attended by none other than George Bush. As if, in a room of 6,000 people, Carey would actually be discussing lap dance policy with the Prez. But Kulkis suspects that Carey would make a valuable p.r. tool, nonetheless.
“This could be a bad thing; it could be a good thing but I think Mary’s going to win people over,” said Kulkis. “It should be fun to say the least.” Kulkis said he got on some kind of list and got an invite in the mail to pay $200 and get his name in the Wall Street Journal. [This, of course, is before word got out that another $5,000 bought you attendance at the Bush dinner https://www.adultfyi.com/read.aspx?ID=9925, so I wasn’t able to question Kulkis about that.]
For his original money, not only did Kulkis receive a complimentary gavel but got an invitation for the presidents’ dinner and the honor, I suspect, of paying the additional $5,000 which I assume is per head.
“They’re going to invite us? We’ll take them up on it,” Kulkis was saying. The papers are stating that Kulkis is on some type of pro-business committee but Kulkis tells me he has yet to attend a meeting. “But I’m sure that’s going to change once we’re in Washington, D.C.,” he says. “Another thing that’s been mentioned is some kind of sit down meeting with presidential advisor Karl Rove. Kulkis explains what that is.
“When you pay your money to go, you get like a two-day list of things you’re going to be doing,” Kulkis adds. “If I had paid more money, I could have gotten the boat trip with Newt Gingrich- a night time cruise on the Potamic. But I will get the welcome reception; I’ll get a special VIP reception with Republican members of Congress. I’ll get to meet them. Then the next day we get a tour of Washington. The day of the dinner is also a Salute to Freedom luncheon with Karl Rove.”
From what I understand, included in this whirlwind package is a personalized press release sent out on your behalf that states you’re giving input and recommendations on Social Security, the Energy Cost crisis and Immigration law.
“I’m going to be joining Repulican luminaries- LUMINARIES,” Kulkis emphasized. To which I suggest that one look at Mary Carey’s tits and it’s all over for decorum. “She’s awfully good in small doses at winning people over,” admits Kulkis. “You get the bubbly person. I’m thinking it’s got to be a good thing. The top brass may not be liking the fact that we’re using this as a stunt. But I think we’ll win more friends than make enemies.”
Asking the obvious question, I put it to Kulkis. Is he in reality a porno Republican or one just for the sake of the DC trip? “I’m certainly pro-business,” he says, artfully dodging the question. “I think I’m like most people in this business. I’m for less government in all aspects of our lives. I’m having my fingers crossed that they’re going to allow cameras at these various events and dinners. However you slice it, it’s going to be a wacky, fun trip.”