Steve “Miller” Ruben has been selling product in the adult industry as long as I’ve been around it. But even Ruben, in light of porn’s current collapse, had to call it a day and move on.

Ruben’s now working for a law firm in Tarzana which specializes in debt recovery- The Law Office of Attorney Recovery Systems. And if there’s one problem currently shared by all in the adult business, it’s getting your money.

“We have a better approach than collection agencies,” Ruben was saying. “There’s no upfront fees and there’s no contingency. Plus we’re international.”

That sounds like good news to at least one porn company I heard about this week. Another porn company owes it $12,000 and told them to fuck off and sue if they didn’t like it. They weren’t going to figuring it was going to be a hassle, but maybe now, you never know…

Call Steve at 800-266-7248 ext. 250. Tell ’em Mean Gene sent ya.