You’d figure by the time a celebrated porn franchise got to it’s fifth sequel, it would be ready for Taps at Arlington. But that’s not the case with Deep Throat 6, www.arrowfreedom.com, which has new life breathed into the series thanks to a Rocky & Bullwinkle-type script [directed by Ron Jeremy] about female undercover blowjob agents on a mission.

More puzzling, though, is the fact that its star, Tiffany Mynx, gets no billing on the boxcover or credits. Was there a behind the scenes spy conspiracy that eliminated Mynx? Who knows. In any event, Tiffany’s captured by a marvelous opening shot. She’s bent over and we’re sneaking a peak up her skirt- and this is a signal to the fact that there’s going to be plenty of cock tease mixed in with the sex.

Every scene’s accomplished with sultry T&A buildup and Deidre Holland is especially crackling hot with her cute dimples and sexy legs. Mynx, playing Linda Lovelace as a sex surrogate, has just disposed of her patient- a very young Dick Nasty and is recruited by a government agent- Zach Thomas- to head an elite band of Deep Throat agents. Their mission is to get the goods on suspected spies and foreign agents out to do the US of A harm. An equally young Biff Malibu’s an army general who’s got pre-9/11 plans for the Pentagon and Mimi Miyagi is sent to make sure that never happens. Doing a better job than the campaign she ran for governor of Vegas, Mimi fucks Biff into a coma and finds plans cleverly tucked away in his underwear drawer.

Holland’s mission is to make sure foreign ambassador Jon Dough’s country doesn’t bomb the US and that his, in turn, is leveled to the stone age. Dough rarely found a paper bag he could act out of, and this scene’s really no exception. Dough and Holland were a couple at the time so you might find some significance to that in the way they pair off. Sunset Thomas is also worked into the plot as an agent who’s got vital microfilm hidden in her underwear and Miyagi’s got to find it on the flimsy pretext of girl-girl love. A young Tina Tyler- another member of the Deep Throat squad- seduces her trainer Steven St. Croix; and foreshadowing the Clinton blowjob scandal, Heather Heart is sent undercover as an intern to suck off senator Ron Hightower.

For checking out porn stars in their formative years, this one’s a real time machine.