from www.examiner.com – Just when you think things couldn’t get more surreal in the alternate reality I call Gosselin World, here comes Jon and Kate porn.

Devil’s Film, producers of fine big family themed titles like C*cktomom and This Isn’t Big Love XXX comes Jon and Kate F*ck Eight. And no, the 8 in the title doesn’t refer to children, thank god, but 8 adults that the faux Jon and Kate get it on with in the video. From adult film industry website AVN (NSFW, obviously):

“Right now with the timing of it—they’re on TV every three minutes—I think this movie is going to be huge. More people know about Jon and Kate than have HBO,” [Devil’s Film sales manager Steve] Volponi reasoned. “Everybody we tell the name of the title to has an immediate chuckle. I think at the retail stores it will be on the tip of everyone’s tongue.”

Who on earth would get turned on fantasizing about having sex with either Jon or Kate or, ahem, both? Besides these two, that is.