Florida- Having had his head cracked open so many times he’s now got a door sewed into his skull, Craig Valentine, www.newpornorder.com wants to take his newly-acquired wrestling mentality and apply it to Duane “Dog” Chapman, the bounty hunter.
Perhaps in an effort to really wave the bone under Dog’s face, Valentine has made two videos so far called “Dawg the Booty Hunter” and “Dawg the Black Booty Hunter”.
And now Valentine’s got a blog going called www.tellmehowmyasstastes.wordpress.com which posts some comments apparently designed to bait Chapman.
Valentine, who’s got Dawg the Booty Hunter airing on Playboy TV and ClubJenna TV, got wind that Chapman was “floating around Los Angeles somewhere.”
“I have been informed that he’s got a few comments for me,” says Valentine. “I guess Dawg the Booty Hunter is on the hunt for Dog the Bounty Hunter.”
“When I was with my ex wife she always wanted to meet him,” relates Valentine.
“So we were in Honolulu at the time. And a club owner tried to set up a meeting. Basically the word that got back to us from several calls to his offices, Chapman would not meet with “the lowlife slime that we are because we’re disgusting porn people.”
If Chapman’s taking a dim view about porn people, he might be better served working for the Howard Johnson Motel Lodge chain with whom Valentine also had some recent exchanges. www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=29225
“That’s what prompted the taping of the original Dawg the Booty Hunter,” continues Valentine of the Chapman comments. “Here’s a guy who’s an ex drug addict, ex con, ex alcoholic. You don’t like what we do? I don’t like what you do. Keep it to yourself.”
Valentine says he then got wind that Chapman wasn’t too pleased about the porn homage.
“Then I taped the second one and it was delivered to his office,” Valentine adds.
“A couple of calls were placed to his office and we were abruptly hung up on. So he’s now in Los Angeles and some people are waiting on his thoughts about me and my movies. If he wants to be in one of them, he’s welcome to it. But he’s looking kind of old. Dave Cummings probably looks better on film.”