Porn Valley- Funny thing about L.A. weather. Two weeks ago Team Tyler’s shooting a sex scene outdoors by the pool for a movie called Faith’s Fantasies. It’s sweltering. And the threeway featuring Sandra Romain, Rebecca Love and Tyler Faith ain’t bad, either. Enough to make the Home Owners Association register a noise about sex going on outside, in fact.

Two weeks later, Jenna Haze, who’s doing a scene for the movie, is freezing her ass off. Haze, who’s looking for a “warm spot” in the house laughs about breaking out the mittens when it gets to be 50 degrees. And in several days Haze breaks out the lubricant because she’s going to be doing boy-girl scenes again. But Haze is being vague about the details. Kind of like she knows all the locations in the scavenger hunt but ain’t telling you.

“I’m so excited to be sucking cock again!” she roars. Haze thought it was funny because someone recently made the statement that she doesn’t do anal. Where have you been she told him. “I was doing anals and d.p.s my first week in the business.” But, granted, her contract with JKP only had her doing all-girl scenes.

Haze has been on the road a lot and is showing Tyler Faith the muscles she’s acquired. She flexes her arm for Faith. Haze is a scant, size zero dress- numbers hard to comprehend when you have an obsession with Lane Bryant Size 14’s.

Nippy, the photographer is taking shots of Haze. I ask Nippy if he’s going to be at Porn Star Karaoke. He says, no, that he’s got a party in Santa Monica to go to. I ask him if it’s going to be an Asian drug party, he says no. Nippy’s telling me a story about some porn girl he drove to a set. She’s lives there. He lives here and the shoot is way over there. He puts something like 300 miles on his car to accommodate her. I ask him why he’d go out of his way like that.

“Porn girls don’t ask- they tell you,” he replies. Someone asks Nippy if it’s true that Lisa Sparxxx once sucked his cock. No, he says, but Lani Kahlua did when she was in the business. Haze proclaims Nippy to be an official “character” of porn sets.

Wankus said he had to get clearance because Haze was on the cover of Genesis Magazine’s June issue, and that will factor in as the gimmick for the scene about to be shot. Tyler Faith, reading the magazine, is fantasizing about Haze who appears in the flesh. There’s another scene planned for the day which involves nuns and students. Nicole Sheridan and Kinzie Kenner will take part in that scenario. Sheridan’s been sky diving and has something like 100 jumps to her credit, but there are no parachutes in this storyline.

Meanwhile, Faith is wrapping up her scene upstairs with Brooke Haven. Nippy’s telling Wankus that Brooke Haven is out of frame, that you have to move to the left to see her face. Wankus tells him he’s got slant eyes and can’t see accurately. Wankus, in baggy blue shorts, and Faith are engaging in a tired old boyfriend-girlfriend hump when Haven magically takes his place. You wouldn’t know it by looking at her, but Haven is part Venezuelan-Sicilian & Irish.

Downstairs, Kenner and Haze are having a discussion about autographs and porn stars with the same first names as theirs. Kenner thought she was the only Kinzie in the business until she came across a Kinzie Jo. Kenner mentions that her husband Chef Jeff scrawls his signature so it would be difficult to forge.

Haze says she saw autographed pictures of herself for sale on eBay and thought that was cool until she noticed it wasn’t her signature. Haze is cracking up- someone just text messaged her saying their girlfriend wanted to eat her ass. Haze mentions that someone named Kurt in Belgium, likewise, sent her a message to come over for a weekend.”Sorry, I don’t do those things,” Haze states.

Haze is currently seeing someone from the business but won’t say, either, who that is.

“You gotta love love,” Haze tells Kenner.