(MONTGOMERY, AL) — Here I am at beautiful “Club Fed.”
Here is the lay of the land: The camp is located at Maxwell Air force Base. When I turned myself in for my prison term, I checked in at the base and waited for the prison van to pick me up. The base is what you would expect for a ‘southern’ style facility.

The prison has three 2-story barracks wit a courtyard in the middle. There are dormitory accommodations with about 40 men to a section. Total population is 950 and I’m told there are more to come, but will max out at 1000.

Behind the buildings there is a baseball diamond that is very well maintained with a clay infield, well manicured outfield and a homerun fence at 280.

We also have bocce courts, basketball courts, racquetball courts and an area under a canopy with assorted weight lifting equipment, known as “The Weight Pile.”

We are surrounded by a pond on one side of the compound and a golf course on the other. We can’t use the golf course, that’s for the military.

Most of the ‘hard labor’ includes grass cutting, various other landscaping and chores.

Let’s get down to business now.

Please see if you can verify a rumor I heard. Producer Shawn Ricks was sued by a group of investors and the suit involved Playboy. According to the gossip, Shawn lost the suit and somehow the word got out about his wife Jill, who supposedly aided Shawn in extorting money from production companies for two slots with Playboy each month. I heard also that Jill was fired.

If you have any info on this, I’d love to know.

If you can send me some dirty pics of hotties, but covering their genitals and nipples, I would certainly appreciate it. Also, when I find out who I need to impress, I may need to ask you to send them some autographed pics.

Write back when you can, I’ll do the same since I probably have a lot more time then you to do so.

Filthy Frank