No need to tell ya. Today’s big matchup is New England at Indianapolis. Otherwise, this week looks too cozy as far as picks. Too many locks suggest another week of upsets.
Sean of www.pornlegends.com talks to his people:
Chicago over San Francisco – Carrie Prejean picked the Bears Thursday. Friday morning she said it was the biggest mistake of her life. Yeah, tell me about it.
Atlanta over Carolina – Amia Miley told me she likes the Falcons and that she can deep throat almost any cock. I told her she qualifies to open a porn PR firm.
Miami over Tampa – Paul Fishbein likes the Dolphins by 9. I told him with one more lawsuit he’ll tie Joe Francis.
Minnesota over Detroit – Carrie Prejean likes the Vikings and said that our bodies are temples of the Lord. I asked her if she could stick her hand up the Lord’s temple.
Jets over Jacksonville – Stormy Daniels likes the Jets but isn’t ready to commit at this point.
Pittsburgh over Cincinnati – Carrie Prejean likes the Steelers by 13 and says Larry King smells like mothballs.
Saints over St. Louis – Paul Fishbein likes the Saints big and says he can get me a great deal on a parking spot outside the stadium.
Tennessee over Buffalo – April Flores, queen of plus-size pinups, likes the Titans by 7. But she also likes Buffalo…wings: lots and lots of Buffalo wings.
Denver over Washington – Looking to buy Playboy, Iconix likes the Broncos by 10. I told them I have a bridge for sale.
Oakland over Kansas City – Stormy Daniels likes the Raiders because their coach punched a woman and she punched her husband therefore they have a lot in common.
Arizona over Seattle – Janine Lindemulder likes the Cardinals so much in this game she is going to have Kurt Warner’s face tattooed on her ass. Ooooops, no room left.
Green Bay over Dallas – War Machine likes the Packers by 6 and says with all the money he is going to make in porn, he’ll buy Playboy.
San Diego over Philadelphia – Stormy Daniels likes the Chargers and says LT re minds her somewhat of dictator Kim Jong-il.
Indianapolis over New England – Courtney Cumz likes the Colts and hopes to one day proposition Peyton Manning and his wife.
Baltimore over Cleveland – Paul Fishbein likes the Ravens because he thinks the Browns stink. I told him to watch what he says because what goes around comes around.
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Here’s the AdultFYI picks. The records in parentheses do not include Thursday night’s game.
John Gray, www.questparty.com [93-36]: New Orleans, Miami, Minnesota, Jets, Tennessee, Pittsburgh, Denver, Atlanta, KC, Arizona, Green Bay, San Diego, New Orleans, Baltimore
Jeff Mullen, www.allmediapplay.com [93-36]: New Orleans, Miami, Minnesota, Jets, Tenn, Cincy, Denver, Carolina, Oakland, Arizona, Green Bay, San Diego, Indy, Baltimore
Scott David, www.sitcums.com [91-38]: New Orleans, Miami, Minnesota, Jets, Tennessee, Pittsburgh, Denver, Atlanta, Oakland, Arizona, Dallas, San Diego, Indy, Baltimore
Danny from, www.FoxxxModeling.com [90-39]: New Orleans, Miami, Minnesota, Jax, Tenn, Pittsburgh, Denver, Atlanta, KC, Seattle, Green Bay, San Diego, Indy, Baltimore
Steve from www.Magnusxxx.com [90-39]: New Orleans, Miami, Minnesota, Jets, Buffalo, Pittsburgh, Denver, Carolina, Oakland, Arizona, Green Bay, San Diego, New England, Baltimore
Mike Dickinson, www.freespeechrevolution.com [88-41]: New Orleans, Miami, Minnesota, Jets, Buffalo, Cincy, Denver, Atlanta, KC, Arizona, Dallas, Philly, Indy, Baltimore
Gene Ross [87-42]: New Orleans, Miami, Minnesota, Jets, Tenn, Pittsburgh, Denver, Atlanta, Oakland, Arizona, Dallas, San Diego, Indy, Baltimore
Steve Seidman [86-43]: New Orleans, Miami, Minnesota, Jets, Tenn, Pittsburgh, Denver, Atlanta, Oakland, Arizona, Green Bay, Philly, Indy, Baltimore
0 & 16 Chuck [86-43]: New Orleans, Miami, Minnesota, Jets, Tenn, Pittsburgh, Denver, Atlanta, Oakland, Arizona, Dallas, San Diego, Indy, Baltimore
Billy The Crystal [86-43]: New Orleans, Miami, Minnesota, Jets, Tenn, Cincy, Denver, Atlanta, Oakland, Arizona, Dallas, Philly, New England, Baltimore
Sean from www.PornLegends.com [85-44]: New Orleans, Miami, Minnesota, Jets, Tenn, Pittsburgh, Denver, Atlanta, Oakland, Arizona, Green Bay, San Diego, Indy, Baltimore
Sunset Thomas [85-44]: New Orleans, Miami, Minnesota, Jets, Tenn, Cincy, Denver, Atlanta, Oakland, Arizona, Green Bay, San Diego, New England, Baltimore
Kickass Chris, www.kickass.com [84-45]: New Orleans, Miami, Minnesota, Jets, Tenn, Pittsburgh, Denver, Atlanta, Oakland, Arizona, Dallas, Philly, New England, Baltimore
Steve Volponi [83-46]: New Orleans, Miami, Minnesota, Jets, Buffalo, Cincy, Denver, Atlanta, KC, Arizona, Green Bay, Philly, New England, Baltimore
John from www.AdultSourceMedia.com [82-47]: New Orleans, Miami, Minnesota, Jets, Tennessee, Pittsburgh, Denver, Atlanta, KC, Arizona, Dallas, San Diego, New England, Baltimore
Ryan from Jerry’s Deli [82-47]: New Orleans, Miami, Minnesota, Jets, Tenn, Pittsburgh, Denver, Atlanta, Oakland, Arizona, Dallas, San Diego, Indy, Cleveland
Karl The Birdman [81-48]: New Orleans, Miami, Minnesota, Jets, Tenn, Pittsburgh, Denver, Atlanta, Oakland, Arizona, Dallas, San Diego, New England, Baltimore
Dr. TJ Eckleburg [80-49]: New Orleans, Miami, Minnesota, Jets, Tenn, Pittsburgh, Denver, Atlanta, KC, Arizona, Dallas, San Diego, Indy, Baltimore
Brian Wallace [78-51]: New Orleans, Miami, Minnesota, Jets, Buffalo, Cincy, Denver, Carolina, KC, Seattle, Green Bay, San Diego, Indy, Baltimore