Let’s see. Dallas has a crappy December record with Tony “Romeo” and the Giants are in a must-win situation. Hmmmmm….
Atlanta is apparently playing without the services of QB Mike Ryan. Then again the Eagles are minus Brian Westbrook and DeShawn Jackson. Double Hmmmmmm….
The upset of the day could and probably will be Tennessee over Indianapolis, but I’m stickin’ with Indy. Triple Hmmmmmm…..
Meanwhile, Sean from www.pornlegends.com talks to the usual suspects for their picks this week:
Angelina Armani likes the Eagles to beat the Falcons. Ryan Rayzer says she isn’t eligible to pick games because she did it last year.
Tiger Bimbo #1, Rachel Uchitel said she likes Bucs by 7 over the Panthers. However, many of her friends said she told them she likes Carolina by 10.
Tiger likes the Bears to beat the Rams by 10. Eavesdropping on our phone conversation, his wife said she likes the Bears by 17.
Tiger Bimbo #2, Jaimee Grubbs likes the Lions to upset the Bengals. I asked her what she was smoking.
President Obama likes the Patriots by 13 over the Dolphins and wants to thank Tiger for taking that whole Afghanistan troop surge thing off the headlines.
Tiger’s wife likes the Texans to beat the Jags and said he needs to get his clubs re-gripped.
Tiger Bimbo #1, Rachel Uchitel says the Broncos should have a cake walk over the Chiefs and wishes Steve Hirsch would stop calling.
Tiger’s wife likes the Steelers to crush the Raiders by 7 million points. Forgive her: she’s Norwegian and just made a huge deposit in her checking account…we’re having lunch later.
Will Ryder likes the Saints but couldn’t talk longer because he’s casting his latest flick: Not Tiger Woods XXX. He expects the street date to be this Wednesday: just in time for the holidays.
Tiger Bimbo #3, Kalika Moquin, likes Dallas over the Giants. When asked to expound further she told me, “At this time, I’m just choosing to focus on selling my story and becoming rich.”
RadarOnLine likes the 49ers by 3 over the Seahawks. TMZ is still trying to confirm there is a sport called football.
Tiger likes the Vikings by 6 and asked me to cancel his Ambien prescription for the next 10 years.
Tiger Bimbo #5, Jaimee Jungers likes the Packers to win in OT and then asked for Steve Hirsch’s phone number.
Tiger likes the Colts by 6 over the Titans and blames porn for his problems and asked for Shelley Lubben’s phone number.
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Here’s the AdultFYI picks. Standings don’t include Thursday night’s game.
Jeff Mullen, www.allmemidaplay.com [128-48]: Philly, Chicago, Cincinnati, Pittsburgh, Indy, Denver, NEngland, Washington, Carolina, Jax, San Diego, Giants, SF, Minnesota, Green Bay
Danny from www.FoxxxModeling.com [126-50]: Philly, Chicago, Cincy, Pittsburgh, Indy, Denver, New England, New Orleans, Carolina, Houston, San Diego, Giants, SF, Minnesota, Green Bay
John Gray, from www.questparty.com [125-51]: Philly, Chicago, Cincy, Pittsburgh, Indy, Denver, NEngland, N Orleans, Tampa Bay, Hst, SD, Dallas, SF, Minnesota, Baltimore
Scott David, www.sitcums.com [125-51]: Philly, Chicago, Cincy, Pittsburgh, Indy, Denver, NEngland, New Orleans, Carolina, Jax, San Diego, Dallas, SF, Minnesota, Green Bay
Gene Ross [121-55]: Philly, Chicago, Cincy, Pittsburgh, Indy, Denver, N England, New Orleans, Carolina, Houston, San Diego, Giants, Seattle, Minnesota, Green Bay
Steve Seidman [121-55]Philly, Chicago, Cincy, Pittsburgh, Indy, Denver, Miami, New Orleans, Carolina, Hst. San Diego, Giants, SF, Minnesota, Baltimore
0 & 16 Chuck [120-56]: Philly, Chicago, Cincy, Pittsburgh, Indy, Denver, New England, New Orleans,m Carolina, Jax, SD, Giants, Seattle, Minnesota, Green Bay
Steve from www.Magnusxxx.com [119-57]: Atlanta, Chicago, Cincy, Pittsburgh, Indy, KC, NEngland, New Orleans, Carolina, Jax, SD, Giants, SF, Minnesota, Green Bay
Mike Dickinson, www.freespeechrevolution.com [119-57]: Philly, Chicago, Cincy, Pittsburgh, Indy, Denver, New England, New Orleans, Carolina, Jax, SD, Giants, SF, Minnesota, Baltimore
Sean from www.PornLegends.com [119-57]: Philly, Chicago, Cincy, Pittsburgh, Indy, Denver, NEngland, New Orleans, Carolina, Hst, SD, Dallas, SF, Minnesota, Green Bay
Sunset Thomas [116-60]: Atlanta, Chicago, Cincy, Pittsburgh, Indy, KC, NEngland, New Orleans, Carolina, Hst, San Diego, Dallas, SF, Minnesota, Baltimore
John from www.AdultSourceMedia.com [115-61]: Philly, Chicago, Cincy, Pitt, Tenn, Denver, NEngland, Washington, TBay, Houston, San Diego, Giants, Seattle, Minnesota, Green Bay
Billy The Crystal [114-62]: Philly, Chicago, Cincy, Pitt, Tenn, Denver, NEngland, New Orleans, Carolina, Houston, SDiego, Dallas, SF, Minnesota, Green Bay
Ryan from Jerry’s Deli [114-62]: Atlanta, Chicago, Cincy, Pitt, Indy, Denver, NEngland, New Orleans, Carolina, Houston, SD, Dallas, SF, Minnesota, Green Bay
Steve Volponi [113-63]: Philly, Chicago, Cincinatti, Pitt, Tenn, Denver, Miami, New Orleans, TBay, Jax, SD, Giants, SF, Minnesota, Baltimore
Dr. TJ Eckleburg [113-63]: Philly, Chicago, Cincy, Pitt, Indy, Denver, NEngland, New Orleans, Carolina, Houston, San Diego, Dallas, SF, Minnesota, Green Bay
Kickass Chris, www.kickass.com [113-63]: Philly, Chicago, Cincy, Pitt, Indy, Denver, NEngland, New Orleans, Carolina, Houston, SD, Dallas, Seattle, Minnesota, Green Bay
KickAss Ben, www.kickass.com [112-64]: Philly, Chicago, Cincy, Pitt, Indy, Denver, New England, New Orleans, Tampa Bay, Hst, SDiego, Dallas, SF, Minnesota, Baltimore
Karl The Birdman [112-64]: Atlanta, Chicago, Cincy, Pitt, Indy, Denver, New England, New Orleans, Carolina, Jax, SD, Dallas, SF, Minnesota, Green Bay
Brian Wallace [111-65]: Philly, Chicago, Cincy, Pitt, Indy, Denver, New England, New Orleans, Carolina, Houston, San Diego, Dallas, Seattle, Minnesota, Baltimore.