Week #4 and these are the remaining undefeated NFL teams: Denver, Baltimore, Indianapolis, NY Jets, Minnesota, New Orleans and the NY Giants. With that, keep in mind the wisdom of Joe Theismann: in the battle of undefeated teams, one of them has got to lose. And that’s what will happen today when the Jets play New Orleans.

The tormented and oft misunderstood genius, Roman Polanski, steps in this week to help with the AdultFYI football picks.

Polanski’s picks: Detroit at Chicago. The line is under 13. Roman likes that. He picks Chicago.

Cincinnati at Cleveland. Cleveland has never been to Jack Nicholson’s, so Roman’s going with Cincinnati.

Seattle at Indy. Indy’s been playing some tough games but Roman says with a few Bennies washed down by some Champagne they’ll be just fine. He’s going with Indy.

Giants at Kansas City. Roman says New York has some very nice looking young cheerleaders. He likes New York…. a lot.

Baltimore at New England. Roman picks the Ravens to go all the way to the Super Bowl this year but is going with New England just the same this week. He says Samantha Geimer will forgive him.

Tampa Bay at Washington. Although the Redskins have stunk out the joint in recent weeks, Roman says he’s used to the smell of young anal sex. He’s going with the ‘Skins anyway and recommends Trojans for those prolonged gallops into young ass.

Tennessee at Jacksonville. Roman says if he ever came back to the United States he wouldn’t visit either place but picks Tennessee, the volunteer state. Roman likes people who volunteer.

Oakland at Houston. Roman says Arizona quarterback Matt Leinart would look good in a Raiders uniform and muttered something about Matt, some young chicks and a hot tub. But Roman’s picking Houston just to be a rascal.

NY Jets at New Orleans. Jet’s QB Matt Sanchez has been playing some great ball but Roman questions whether even a young man can get it up four weeks straight. He’s going with New Orleans.

Buffalo at Miami. Terrell Owens’ streak of 185 games catching a pass ended last week. And because T.O. couldn’t spell Roman Polanski if you gave him another 185 games to try, Roman’s going with Miami.

St. Louis at San Francisco. Roman thinks San Francisco is the kind of cool town that would let him get away with murder. Although he hasn’t tried that, yet, he’s still leaning towards the 49ers.

Dallas at Denver. Roman’s got $500,000 wagered on the Cowboys in this game and says if they lose he’ll never pay up, so what’s the dif? He’s with Dallas all the way.

San Diego at Pittsburgh. In QB Ben Roethlisberger, Roman’s got a buddy to commiserate with. They both know what it’s like to have some bimbo muttering something about sex and causing a bunch of shit. Roman’s picking the Steelers and is convinced that if David Letterman were making the calls, they’d have even a better chance.

Green Bay at Minnesota. Roman was really coming back to the States on his own. Then he changed his mind. Then he changed his mind again – yeah, he was coming back but he thought it over. Now he’s picking Minnesota, but he’s not really sure.

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Here’s the AdultFYI football picks this week:

Scott David, www.sitcums.com [39-9]: Chicago, Cincinnati, Indy, Giants, New England, Washington, Tennessee, Houston, New Orleans, Buffalo, San Francisco, Dallas, Pittsburgh, Minnesota

John Gray, www.allxclubdepot.com [38-10]: Chicago, Cincinnati, Indy, Giants, New England, Washington, Tennessee, Houston, New Orleans, Miami, SF, Dallas, Pittsburgh, Minnesota

Danny, www.foxxxmodeling.com [38-10]: Chicago, Cincinnati, Indy, Giants, New England, Washington, Tennessee, Houston, New Orleans, Buffalo, SF, Denver, Pittsburgh, Minnesota

Steve Volponi [37-11]: Chicago, Cincy, Indy, Giants, Baltimore, Washington, Jax, Oakland, New Orleans, Miami, SF, Denver, San Diego, Minnesota

Jeff Mullen, www, www.allmediaplay.com [36-12]: Chicago, Cincy, Indy, Giants, Baltimore, Washington, Denver, Houston, New Orleans, Miami, SF, Dallas, Pittsburgh, Green Bay

Karl the Birdman [36-12]: Chicago, Cincy, Indy, Giants, New England, Washington, Tennessee, Houston, Jets, Buffalo, SF, Dallas, San Diego, Minnesota

Kickass Ben, www.kickass.com [35-13]: Chicago, Cincy, Indy, Giants, New England, Tampa Bay, Tennessee, Houston, New Orleans, Miami, SF, Dallas, Pittsburgh, Miami

Gene Ross [34-14]: Chicago, Cincinnati, Indy, Giants, New England, Washington, Tennessee, Houston, New Orleans, Miami, SF, Denver, Pittsburgh, Minnesota

Kickass Chris [34-14]: Chicago, Cincy, Indy, Giants, Baltimore, Washington, Jax, Houston, New Orleans, Buffalo, SF, Denver, San Diego, Minnesota

Tim Case [34-14]: Chicago, Cincy, Indy, Giants, New England, Washington, Tennessee, Houston, New Orleans, Miami, SF, Dallas, Pittsburgh, Minnesota

John, www.adultsourcemedia.com [34-14]: Chicago, Cincy, Indy, Giants, Baltimore, Tampa, Tennessee, Houston, New Orleans, Buffalo, SF, Dallas, Pittsburgh, Minnesota

Billy The Crystal [33-15]: Chicago, Cincy, Indy, Giants, New England, Washington, Tennessee, Houston, Jets, Buffalo, SF, Dallas, San Diego, Green Bay

Sean, www.pornlegends.com [33-15]: Chicago, Cincy, Indy, Giants, New England, Washington, Tennessee, Houston, New Orleans, Buffalo, SF, Denver, Pittsburgh, Minnesota

Mike Dickinson, www.freespeechrevolution.com [33-15]: Chicago, Cincy, Indy, Giants, New England, Washington, Tennessee, Houston, Jets, Miami, SF, Dallas, , Pittsburgh, Minnesota

Steve, www.magnusxxx.com [32-16]: Chicago, Cincy, Indy, Giants, New England, Washington, Jax, Houston, New Orleans, Buffalo, SF, Dallas, Pittsburgh, Minnesota

Sunset Thomas [32-16]: Chicago, Cincy, Indy, Giants, Baltimore, Washington, Jax, Houston, New Orleans, Miami, SF, Denver, Pittsburgh, Minnesota

Dr. TJ Eckleburgh [32-16]: Chicago, Cincy, Indy, Giants, Baltimore, Washington, Tennessee, Houston, New Orleans, Buffalo, SF, Dallas, Pittsburgh, Minnesota

Ryan from Jerry’s Deli [32-16]: Chicago, Cincy, Indy, Giants, Baltimore, Washington, Tennessee, Houston, New Orleans, Miami, san Francisco, Dallas, San Diego, Minnesota

Steve Seidman [31-17]: Chicago, Cincy, Indy, Giants, Baltimore, Washington, Tennessee, Houston, New Orleans, Buffalo, SF, Dallas, Pittsburgh, Minnesota

0 & 16 Chuck [31-17]: Chicago, Cincy, Indy, Giants, New England, Washington, Tennessee, Houston, New Orleans, Buffalo, San Francisco, Dallas, Pittsburgh, Minnesota

Brian Wallace [30-18]: Chicago, Cincy, Indy, Giants, Baltimore, Washington, Tennessee, Houston, New Orleans, Buffalo, SF, Dallas, San Diego, Minnesota