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Porn Valley- With Ricky Williams taking the season off to marry Mike Ditka, the football jamboree moves into full swing tomorrow. The opening game Thursday night is Indianapolis at New England, with that sucker being anyone’s call. We know where porn star Aria’s sentiments lie, but what about the other AFYI team of “experts” you might ask? This year besides myself and Wankus of KSEX battling for the Ricky Williams Memorial Trophy, so far we’ve got Sean from Porn Legends, Steve from Las Vegas Novelties and Sports Swami all lending their two cents, which, if you add it all up, makes a dime.

But, wait, the pool has witnessed the inclusion of four more members since this morning’s post along with the surprise addition of legendary porn star Tracey Adams. Adams comments thusly: “Eat football sleep football drink coca cola!!!! And I am a Raiders fan through and through. Cowgirls are a bunch of sissy boys.” Along with Adams, we’re proud to announce the signing of Porno Steve Seidman, along with Adult DVD Empire editorial director Shannon Nutt; and KSEX general manager Chris R. who’s assumed an initial only because his wife made him do it. Will Chris R.’s picks be as accurate as Malcolm X’s? Only time will tell.

There’s room available for anyone who wants to dive into this pile-up but you have to e-mail me with this week’s picks at [email protected] before tomorrow, noon, Pacific Coast Time to qualify for the season tournament. The rule is, if you’re in for the first week, you’re in for the season.

The rest of the games are as follows: Sunday, Sep. 12: Arizona at St. Louis; Baltimore at Cleveland; Cincinnati at N.Y. Jets; Detroit at Chicago; Jacksonville at Buffalo; Oakland at Pittsburgh; San Diego at Houston; Seattle at New Orleans; Tampa Bay at Washington; Tennessee at Miami; Atlanta at San Francisco; Dallas at Minnesota; N.Y. Giants at Philadelphia; Kansas City at Denver

Monday, is Green Bay at Carolina.


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