Porn Valley- Howard Stern got a phone call Thursday from self-styled L.A. dating coach Tracy Richman. Richman said she went to the Playboy mansion and that it was the first time that she’s ever been there for a party.

“You have to send in a picture and let them pick you,” explained Richman, who evidently passed muster. Stern said they had it down to a science at the mansion.

“This is the way that every guy wishes he could have a party but he’d be called a pig if he did it,” Stern pointed out. “But Hefner gets away with it. It’s so cool. A chick says she wants to come to the Playboy party. They go, fax us your head shot. If the girl doesn’t have a head shot she’s out. If she’s a pig they keep her out.”

Stern: “Then the girls go there’s a bunch of ugly guys there. So? You’re the one trying to get in. We’re telling you you’re not good looking enough.”

Richman said she sent her picture. “I didn’t know what to think.” And Richman said they called her two days later. “They sent me an invite. They said you can’t bring a guest. So you end up going to this party where the men are 45 and up.”

Stern wanted to know what was wrong with that. Richman said she thought he was going to see beautiful Playmates and girls everywhere. Stern asked Richman how old she was. “I’m 43.”

Stern was surprised that, at her age, Richman didn’t like the fact that there were 45 year-old guys there. Richman said it was interesting because the whole dynamic at the party was weird. “The men can’t bring friends, either.”

Stern explained to her that it’s every dude’s dream to set up a party where only hot chicks can get in and that you can reject them based on their pictures. “Then they keep the ratio of about 500 women to 40 guys.” Richman said although the visuals were great and the food was great, no one was talking to one another. Richman claims she there was there for the experience, but Stern asked who she was fooling. “You were there to hook up with a dude.”

“I was not,” Richman protested. Stern begged to differ. “I love the phonies who go I was there for the entertainment,” mocked Stern. “All the people there are court jesters. I’m there to laugh at the people and see what’s going on. I don’t really want to be a put of that scene.” Stern said he went there. “I want to jump into that scene.”

Richman said that Hefner showed up on two different occasions at the party then vanished. “He’s great.” Stern pointed out that Chauncey Hayden had interviewed a girl- Jill Ann Spaulding- who wrote a book about Hefner’s girlfriends https://www.adultfyi.com/read.aspx?ID=5178

Stern then wanted to hear some of the highlights from Chauncey. “To live in the mansion it’s [the girls are paid] $2,000 a week to stay there,” Chauncey related. “You have to be in by 9:30. You can’t look at the help and the help’s not allowed to look at you.” According to what he learned in the interview, Hayden said that girls at the mansion are required to have sex two nights a week- on Wednesdays and Fridays. Hefner also allegedly plays gay porn [guy-on-guy] constantly, he also said.

Hayden said once the girls get in the bedroom with Hefner, each girls is allotted two minutes. “His real girlfriend cleans him up after each girl. While one girl is on top of him, the others have to cheer, Go Hef, Go Hef and make all these cheerleading sounds.” The question was brought up why all this info was just coming out now.

As it was explained to him, Hayden said that when you’re in the Playboy family you’re in for life. “They love going to the parties. They have opportunities. They make money from being associated with Playboy. They don’t rat him [Hefner] out.” Hayden said it’s just that some girls are now coming out to tell the stories about Hefner. Stern said he didn’t care, that Hefner was living the life and doing it the right way. “He’s got parties where he rejects the chicks because they’re ugly.”

Richman claimed that the night she was at the mansion, most of the girls were ugly. Stern said he saw a picture of Richman and she wasn’t half bad. “You gave me the biggest hug and kiss and you changed my life,” Richman said. Richman also claimed she was getting her own TV show based on a past appearance she made on the Stern program. Asked when it was going to air, Riuchman said it was in development.

“Only gay dudes are going to watch that,” Stern said. According to info Stern was given, Richman has been with Rob Lowe, Charlie Sheen, Jack Nicholson, Bill Maher, Richard Lewis and David Cassidy.

Richman said she went to one of Maher’s parties and got pix of Tabitha Stevens on his stripper pole. Richman also claims she broke up with Maher because he was too big.

Getting back to the Playboy party, Richman said she saw Fred Durst, Steve Bing, James Caan, Ron Jeremy, Bill Maher, Kato Kaelin, Scott Baio, Lorenzo Lamas, and Chyna among others. Richman was asked about the time she met David Cassidy.

“I went up to him and said I had crush on you when I was a little girl,” Richman related. “I think you’e awesome. I almost didn’t recognize him. Then he came back to me and sat down with me. We were at Kevin Rooney’s house.” Stern pretty much wrote off Richman as a starfucker and name dropper.