The following story’s so original I’m going to take a shit, wipe my ass and call it toilet paper.

Brazil- posted on vivirlatino.com: A Brazilian adult television channel has launched a marketing campaign to attract subscribers in which it invites customers to imagine erotic scenes of one of their favorite actresses, with the possibility of being able to star in the scene if chosen…”It’s an innovative marketing strategy with a surefire success incentive, sex,” said advertising exec and porn film producer Robson Gonçalves.

That’s right, a porn reality show complete with audience participation. The best part is the name.

‘Assinante garanhao’ (‘Suscriptor semental’). That’s “Stud Subscriber”.

Apparently the actresses choose the best of the bunch along with the show’s director, José Simón Sanches who, according to the article…created a weekly program in which a couple of actores attended to the sexual “errands” of subscribers received via email and phone…