Porn Valley- Jennifer Steele, www.jennifersteele.com, was on the Howard Stern show today promoting her Mexican gangbang. Steele couldn’t stop giggling and Stern at one point began mimicking her. Steele claims it’s her ADD. Stern also had a few comments to make about Steele’s fire act. He told her to drop it, that no guys want to see this in a strip act.

Stern said Steele was a good-looking girl. “You’re not bad- at all- pretty wild.” Stern heard that Steele had done a midget gangbang and she added the fact that it was a fire-breathing midget gang bang. “I’m a fire breather and a porn star,” she told him. “So I mix them together and breathe fire while I’m in various sexual acts like Greek. I use flaming sex toys as well.”

Stern said he liked Steele’s “big fake boobs” and she told Stern she was a MILF as well. Stern gave her advice.

“Never admit that you’re a mom if you’re in porn,” he said. “Guys don’t want to hear that.” Steele asked why then do men have the MILF-thing. Stern said, as a guy, he’d want to think of Steele as single, young and without children. Asked if she did the PTA mom-thing, Steel says she keeps all those things separate from her porn career. “But Howard doesn’t want to talk about this.”

Steele said she tours and has a kid who just started junior high. Steele, 33, said she was in college at the time when she had her first kid. Asked if the kids in the neighborhood come over to take a look at her, Steele said they don’t know what she does for a living. “When I’m at home I really play it down.” Steele says her two children know that she fire dances. “That’s like all.”

Stern asked what about when the midget porn comes out. “The kids at school- you know someone’s going to figure that out.” Steele claims it’s not that big of a movie.

“And I don’t look the same when I’m home.” Stern was of the opinion, regardless, that this would be a definite problem in her life. To which Steel said it’s not like she gets recognized in stores. “I’ve had movies out for years.” Steele mentioned that she’s also been nominated for Club Owner Favorite out in Vegas for The Exotic Dancer Expo. “I have one of the main booths up front.”

Stern was of the opinion that Steele should tell her kids now about the porn so they could be braced for it.

It was pointed out that there’s a Sal the Stockbroker in every school itching to let cats out of the porn bag. Steele said she was on www.milfhunter.com looking for her scene and found a karate mom from her kid’s school on there as well. “I think that’s hot.”

Asking if she was on Ecstasy, Stern told Steele she laughs a lot. “But I don’t think it’ll be funny when that kid comes home from school and finds out there was midget porn.” Steele said there were six midgets in it and a P.A. who jumped in. Asked if it was good sex, Steele said it was a novelty scene. “It was fire mixed with midgets and it was something we did because we thought it would be funny.”

Stern played a clip and Steele is heard to yell out for Gary. Richard Christy was of the opinion that Gary was a retard. Steele said it was Gary’s first scene and flew in from a midwest state to do it. “He did really well- he ended up being the male star of the scene.”

Stern continued to comment Steele on her appearance and asked if something went wrong in her life. Steele went to private school and has two Bachelor’s degrees, she said. “From the University of Oregon.” Stern thought possibly that Steele’s parents beat her. Steele said she grew up a rich kid and was not raped nor molested. Steele’s father was a bank president.

“I was pre-med to start when I started in college,” she explained. “When I realized I didn’t want to be a doctor, they were going to cut my college finances off, so I started dancing. By the time I graduated I was doing pretty well and started featuring after that. Then I developed this fire show with the featuring. Once you cross-promote with porn, it helps to do that.” Stern asked if she dug having sex or was this a matter of paying the bills.

“I love sex,” she says. “But movie sex? It’s not as good as real sex.” Steele said she had a husband, and they buy and sell strip clubs. Asked if her husband took exception, Steele said it was her idea to do the fire-breathing midget gangbang.

Steele went on to relate a story of how she and her husband got ripped off by a hooker in Vegas. “We got married at AVN so it’s our anniversary there every year. For an anniversary present I’m going to get a girl to come. It’s funny because the next day all our porn star friends are like why didn’t you just call us? I said it’s because we couldn’t kick you out at the end of the hour. It was our time. We just wanted the girl to come for an hour then throw her out. When it’s a friend there’s emotions.”

Stern asked if she wasn’t afraid of disease by hiring a hooker. Steele, who stated that she was a huge promoter of safe sex, said it didn’t work out that way that she got ripped off. Steele said the girl wasn’t a hooker. “She said that’s [$500] just for my time. Well we were like can we just give you $50 for your time coming over here because we were looking for something else. And she was like I’m afraid it doesn’t work like that- it was a total scam.” Stern pointed out that Steele was an escort as well.

“I call it a nurturer,” Steele laughed and Stern began mimicking her laugh. Explaining the concept, Steele said she’ll come over to the house.

“And you’ll do me?” Steele tried to say that wasn’t part of the deal. “You’re painting me into a corner,” she said. “If I had sex with somebody it’s because I wanted to have sex with them,” she said. Stern said that was a cool way around the law. “Evidently that works.” Stern asked what it cost to have Steele come over. She said, depending whether you booked through a service, a $1,000 an hour. “I’ve got to pay for a private school.”

Steele lives in South Florida but noted there’s more escorting going on up north.

Stern asked Steele if her father knew she was doing porn. Steele said he died on 9/11 in California from unrelated circumstances. According to Steele, she was friends with Leslie Glass, the Penthouse Pet who died of cancer. “She was like my best friend at the time. She and I invited him into a club because he was worried about my safety more than anything. He came into the club and by the end of the night he was getting table dances. He saw I was happy and everything.” Stern was curious what he died from. Steele said he got drunk, hit his head and had an aneurism. “It was two hours before the planes hit.” Steele said he and her mother divorced when she was two. “There’s a lot of issues,” Steele laughed.

Stern asked why Mexicans for Steele’s next gangbang.

“Because I believe that Mexicans are the unsung heroes of our country,” she replied. “People always complain that they take all of our jobs and stuff like that. They take all the jobs that we need people to to- like pick strawberries. Think about all the maids and nannies that are Mexican and they don’t get enough credit. I’ve never seen a lazy Mexican- ever. Yes, this is a tribute and it’s going to be a fire-breathing Mexican gangbang.”

Stern said he’ll go out on the street and bring her one. With Sal doing a remote on the street, a Mex named George said he’d be happy to come into the studio and do Steele. Steele stipulated they had to be full-blooded Mexicans. Steele said she needed accents and the guys had to be named Hector, Paco, Angel or Baba Booey.

Stern told Steele to take her clothes off for the Mex to get him all hot and sexed up. Asked where her mother is in all this, Steele said she was a missionary. “I have a lot of rebellion issues- the church is one of them.” As Steele talked more about her fire shows, Stern told her it wasn’t hot, that no one wanted to see a naked chick with fire. “Who wants to see a fire show? No one cares. Guys don’t care about fire.” Steele said she was bored of the normal dance routines.

Asked if she ever refused a guy on an escort gig, Steele says if they smell bad, that’ll do it. “Or if they’re drunk.”

As George came into the studio, it was noted that he had a tattoo on the side of his neck: God Bless My Kids. Stern told Gary not to make fun of it that George could be a gang member and would kick his ass. “Chop your head off.”

Stern advised everyone to have respect and asked George who he delivered for. George said no one, that he sells carpets. Asked if he ever had a piece of ass like Steele, George said no and the last time he got laid, the girl was nothing compared to Steele. As Steele showed her tits and ass, Stern told George they don’t have that in Mexico. Steele said George could be in the movie when they shoot it in Los Angeles September 13. George said he didn’t want to be in no stinkink movie unless he wore a bag over his head.

Stern also asked if Steel was flying guys out. She said she wasn’t doing that. But George said he would fly out. Steele said she wasn’t planning on a lot of guys making the trip but had a feeling after the show there would be more. Stern gave George $500 towards the trip.

Asked if he had crabs or STD’s, George said no.