Porn Valley- No sooner is Ashley Blue telling me about this Chinese guy shooting a documentary about Jeremy Steele, in walks Steele to the Van Nuys Studio with the Chinese guy. Blue’s thinking this is a pretty funny development.

“I wonder how Jeremy got here?” she asks rhetorically, assuming it’s the Chinese guy who drove. Blue had just finished telling a story about how Steele takes a bus from set to set wearing a back pack.

“How fucked up is that?” she’s asking, noting that Steele’s probably been in the business about ten years and doesn’t seem to have a car.

“He has a crappy life but I know- I’ve been there,” Blue’s saying. “I can point a crappy life out.” Then Blue is off telling another girl that if you want to instigate a fight, Ken, the video guy, creates the best drama money can buy.

“Ken is the best BTS person who ever lived,” Blue is saying. If you’re looking to put this in perspective, Ken’s the guy who taped the legendary fight between Ava Vincent and Dillan Lauren. Jim Powers is shooting Reverse Bukkake 3 Wednesday afternoon and from the sounds of it, Mickey G’s going to get pissed on by a bunch of women. Powers is running behind schedule because he had to make up a scene from last week, Blue is telling me. That’s because Candy Manson walked off the set. Just walked off, apparently, because she was given permission to do so from Derek at LA Direct.

“Then I get blamed,” moans Ashley. “She’s [Manson] sleeping on the set for like three hours then goes into makeup. Then Derek tells her she can leave. Candy was being a bitch all day and she complained that I was drinking.” Whatever the actual circumstances were, Powers doesn’t get finished until one o’clock. There’s heat, sweat and more rotating fans than in a Savannah courtroom.

“What’s that noise?” barks Powers trying to get the makeup scene completed.

“It’s a fish tank,” someone tells him.

“A fish tank?”

“Yeah, somebody keeps a fish tank back there [in the studio],” Powers is told. Meanwhile, Blue is pointing out a girl who’s wearing “witch” makeup. Johnny Thrust asks the woman if she’s here for the funeral.

By holding on to their ID’s, Thrust seems to have found an effective system to get paperwork out of 30- some odd women. He’s giving succinct instructions to one girl, “Be all the whore you can be.” Someone remarks that the way Thrust is going about it is similar to the ways of the Big House. Thrust doesn’t know from the Big House, he says, but is clearly of the opinion that bukkake is the porn equivalent of CSI in its many variations. JM cornered the market long ago, but someone’s telling Thrust about a teenage transsexual bukkake that one company’s apparently shooting.

I was curious why Powers was shooting in a studio when a lot of the bukkakes seemed to have been shot at the Tuxford house.

“We were banned from there,” Blue explains, noting that on the last shoot Missy Monroe puked all over herself then dove into the swimming pool to clean off.

“That’s what got us kicked out.”

Roxetta is having a conversation with Veronica Rayne explaining how she was helping a guy, accused of grand theft auto, get out of prison.

“I once stole a car but no one knows about it,” Roxetta’s quietly telling Rayne, indicating that she’s been in jail as well as her boyfriend, Mickey G.

“We’re a couple of nutty people,” Roxetta is saying. Then she realizes I’m nearby. She’s asking me if I’m taking notes then suggests we have lunch some time so she could give me the real story. Roxetta admits that she pretty much fabricated a yarn and resume as Roxetta but is even more candid with the fact that she started in the business in 2001 as Melissa West.

I remind Roxetta that I interviewed her- she was a blond at the time- one afternoon when she came into Extreme. Now a redhead, Roxetta says Mickey G. was the first guy she ever worked with in the business and gets a kick out of the fact that none of the guys remember her as West. As Melissa West she also remembers going to Dick Nasty’s house for tea one afternoon and Nasty’s telling her about how he knocked up his high school teacher.

Dick Nasty proposed marriage to me,” Roxetta recalls. “Then he forget who I was then proposed to me again on KSEX.”

Roxetta’s ready to give me all the dirt including how she and her husband traveled the world and did so by conning money from banks. Then Mickey G. calls her. She excuses herself and takes off.

“I heard her telling you about how she went to jail,” a performer identifying herself as Marli Jane says. Marli Jane just wanted to let me know that she spent some time behind bars herself.

“Some guy hocked a loogie in my face- I kicked him in the balls. I did five days,” says Marli Jane matter-of-factly.