Porn Valley- A reverse lesbian bukkake is convincing proof for the argument that some women will do anything for money. Then, again, maybe not. Lexi Bardot, who’s in one Tuesday morning for JM productions, says for her it’s not about the money.

“But, yes. I want to piss on a girl!” she exclaims. Michelle Avanti, on the other hand, goes Bardot one better. Avanti drops a deuce on a mattress to a roar of hoots, hollers and giggles.

“It’s a fine line- she just crossed it,” observes Jim Powers dryly as his crew goes about doing whatever you go about doing when someone inadvertently drops a deuce in the middle of a porn shoot.

“She just came in from Ohio on a Cleveland Steamer,” grins Powers looking for other scat metaphors to suit the occasion. Meanwhile, Ashley Blue is offering to wipe Avanti’s ass for her.

Powers is quick to point out that Avanti [the last time I saw her was on a Rob Spallone set when she was being kicked out of LA Direct] is a method actress.

“She knows the role and what’s required,” states Powers. Maybe not required but Powers says rare is the occasion that a porn actress doesn’t shit herself in a reverse lesbian bukkake.

For one thing, the women are heartily encouraged to load their bladders. And nature gets pretty funny under those circumstances. One girl’s afraid that she might not be able to produce sufficient squirtage.

“If you can, you can- if you can’t we load you up,” Johnny Thrust assures her.

Cytherea’s on the set, and she’s recently married. Her husband, Tim, is a firefighter from what I gather [they met through mutual friends], and Cytherea has been known to hose one across a room now and then. Cytherea’s also put on some weight particularly in the boobs and Thrust thinks she’s got a Jennifer Tilly-thing going.

“Quit drugs and eat- you’ll get boobs,” she advises. Thrust asks Cy about the fact that she keeps her ID’s in her husband’s wallet.

“Isn’t he, like, going to miss his wallet?” Thrust wonders. Cytherea gives some cockeyed answer that this way she won’t lose them. Thrust has to think about that for a moment. Cytherea’s also taking her own advice about food. She dives into a pretty handsome looking sandwich which she bought nearby. Time was when Cytherea elected to suck ozone on rye.

“It smells like ass in here!” says Ashley Blue as she walks into the room. “Or feet, or like bukkake men’s balls,” she adds. Blue’s convinced that there’s either a pair of ripe gym socks floating around or some guy rubbed his sweaty nuts into the carpet. She just got back from a week’s vacation in Oahu and was down with food poisoning for 48 hours while over there. Blue directs the reverse bukkakes. Powers handles camera.

Thrust hands paper work to a brunette with a foreign accent and tells her to enjoy the beauty that is bukkake. Emma Day is another newcomer to the business and Thrust is explaining the rules of reverse bukkake engagement to her. Day’s talking about a shoot she was just on where it wasn’t explained to her beforehand that rimming was involved.

Informing me that Ray Anderson is now living in Thailand, Regan Senter introduces me to a couple of the girls in his stable- Bailey O’Dare and Violet Hughes. Hughes is apparently back from Peru where she taught English. As I interpret the story, she and her boyfriend weren’t seeing eye to eye on basic domestic issues after Hughes had left the business for six months on his account, so she took that job. Hughes said he didn’t want to travel and he didn’t want kids. O’Dare, a redhead, mentions that she did a scene the night before involving some guy with MD who paid her to stomp on his chest in stilettos.

Allison Pierce who’s featured in the second scene [there’s three altogether] tells Thrust she has to be home by three. And Thrust keeps pressing the issue as to why.

“Is it something lame?” he asks Pierce, a pretty blond. “I’m nervous that I’m not going to be out of here,” Pierce keeps saying and Thrust keeps asking why. When Pierce finally replies that she wants to have some time for herself in lieu of her crazy home life, Thrust is glad she gave him an honest answer.

“We’ll do our best to get you out of here,” he tells her. But it was in Pierce’s scene that Avanti let ‘er rip.

The scene before features Carly Parker being molested by a troupe of “girls gone wild.”

“She’s a pig- but I mean that in a nice way,” says Thrust of Parker, expressing a little sadness for the fact that Debi Diamond’s no longer around. According to the way Thrust heard it, Diamond married a porn fan who displayed the fact that he stapled her name on his chest.

Waking from a sound slumber, Parker’s jackknifed in her bed and Cytherea, named after some Greek goddess, plants a cloudburst from Olympus in Parker’s ass crack.

“Carly, ya got the box right there- I’m serious,” says Powers approving of the way this scene is going. Powers keeps with a steady stream of patter, sounding like a captain on a tramp steamer yelling instructions to the boiler room. Powers thinks the next time he shoots a reverse bukkake, he’ll insist on helmets, skateboards and having the girls act retarded.

“Like Michelle Avanti,” he offers. Avanti says something to Thrust about having been fired by a previous agent.

“How do you get fired by someone you pay?” Thrust wants to know.

After a break, Pierce’s scene roars into high gear mayhem. It’s supposed to be a slumber party that gets out of control. Cripes, Avanti has been to parties that haven’t even started yet, but Avanti isn’t too fazed by the fact that her body made a date her bowels couldn’t keep when Pierce runs a finger up her butt. Someone shrieks like a mouse just scurried across the studio floor.

“That’s okay,” says Avanti assessing the damage. “I’m crazy- I like it in the ass.”

And I have to compliment Richelle Ryan on hers, as well, along with her recent stint on KSEX as Jason Sechrest’s guest. Ryan said she’s been working out more because she doesn’t want to lose her behind but plans on doing something about the bump on her nose. Ryan talks about the chat she just had with her mother.

“She says your nose is probably massaging men’s balls when you’re blowing them.”

Ryan has to laugh. The things mothers will say to their porn daughters.