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Joanna Angel’s School of Hard Knox a HotMovies.com Exclusive

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Philadelphia, PA – Joanna Angel releases her latest schocku-porno-mentary School of Hard Knox exclusively for video on demand on HotMovies.com.

School of Hard Knox has already stunned advance audiences. Critics are calling it, “A searing indictment of the state of American education,” “an all-too-real glimpse of the secret lives of fake high school students,” and “a whirlwind of tattoos, argyle, and boobs.” With the American education system already on the ropes, School of Hard Knox is just another nail in the coffin.

“Threesomes in the locker rooms? The school mascot seducing students on school property? Metaphors mixing wantonly? This is unacceptable in our porn’s fake education system,” said concerned parent Michael Hoffman who asked not to be identified.

“Is this what I pay my property taxes for? So I can watch sexy newcomers like Zoe Voss and Juliette getting nailed on municipal property? Because I could probably learn to live with that.”

The film’s writer/director Joanna Angel defended her representation of today’s schoolgirls as horny, sexy, tattooed punks.

“This isn’t the ‘50s anymore. For my generation, school was mostly plaid skirts and boning on the teacher’s desk.”

“The schoolgirl genre is tried and true,” said James Cybert, Hot Movies marketing director.

“We all spent so many hours in class, ignoring the teacher and thinking of girls. It’s timeless.”

Tried-and-true though it may be, Joanna Angel didn’t get famous for fitting in. She’s a porn auteur; everything she touches ends up funny and offbeat, not to mention extremely hot.

See Joanna Angel’s School of Hard Knox exclusively for VoD on HotMovies.com starting Monday, June 6th.

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