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Philadelphia, PA – HotMovies.com partners up with X-Play Media to indulge your dirty youthful sitcom memories with more exclusive porn parodies. Director Will Ryder’s unique brand of pornifying our favorite shows from the ‘70s, ‘80s, and ‘90s will street throughout this month.
In the distant past, before reality TV and high speed mobile connections, an entire generation was raised on sitcoms like The Brady Bunch and the Married with Children, which were all unintentionally steeped in sexual tension. Now the people who watched those shows are all grown up, and they want to see some fucking porn.
“Series like Not the Brady Bunch XXX and Not the Cosby Show XXX are still really popular X-Play titles that bring sex to our favorite shows from back in the day,” said James Cybert, HotMovies director of business development. “I’ve waited a long time to see an actual threesome on Three’s Company. I just wish Don Knotts could be here to see this.”
“These new spoofs are a post-modern triumph,” Cybert continued “but really I just want to see Lee Majors and Lindsay Wagner do it. Unless someone has some long lost sex tapes, I’ll take Bree Olsen and Dale Dabone.
An anonymous fan commented, “A Charlie’s Angels porno parody with Andy San Dimas? The Bionic Woman XXX with Bree Olsen in the titular role? Will Ryder is doing the right thing; the right thing for America.”
It’s not all old shows like Bewitched and MASH. Not Jennifer Lopez: An American Idol stars the super foxy Renae Cruz, and Ryder collects them all for Not Charlie Sheen’s House of Whores XXX.
All these porno sitcom parodies and more are going to be released exclusively on HotMovies.com throughout this month.