New York – Joe Brandi writes: Being all the way on the East coast and away from pornworld I can guarantee a few things. One is that NY will never be the next Porn Valley no matter how hard we try. Two, some people in the industry are getting to the age that they will start collecting social security and should take a step back. Three, there is no way in hell Tony Batman will have more wins they me in the Adult FYI Football League.

I like Tony..I really do. He’s short, I think he’s Italian and seeing his name makes me think that if he gets laid there’s no way in hell I shouldn’t be banging all day long. He reminds me of the days at KSEX when even if he was getting blown every show he still wasn’t happy. How that is possible I have no idea, but I still like the guy…but he wont beat me in this league. If he has more wins then me I will shave my head. Yes, Tony..that’s a challenge !

Tony is a stud he really is. I’m 38 and on my way to Vegas for 6 days and I know by night 2 of partying I will be shot for a week. This guy does it night after night after night, He’s like the energizer bunny…only smaller.

He’s the Ryan Secrest of porn. He’s all over. He’s a walking billboard. I was on a Mexican Midget website from Russia and there he was interviewing this little chick and getting blown. He had more lips around that tiny nub then you could imagine but yet he is really not a pornstar. Go figure.

I have not spoke to him in a long time but I know he will read this and laugh. He knows its all fun and games and I’m doing this because this industry has gotten more boring then Gene’s sex life. The way I’m looking at this is simple. There’s no way he has time to watch football because he is probably hung over on Sundays. The combination of steroids, Viagra and booze is a lethal combination on such a tiny frame that it has to have a hard effect.

So Batboy here’s my challenge. You get more wins then me and I will shave my head ( not bald ). I get more wins then you and you get a mohawk just like the guy who thinks he knows me over at Rude. Balls in your court. Do you have them to take this challenge?