From www.marksfriggin.com – Howard… said that Mary Carey was coming in and she has a new porn movie out based on her Celebrity Rehab visit. Howard said people think that Mary is high today but she said she’s just tired. She said she does drink wine now but she’s not drinking like she used to. She used to drink a bottle of vodka and take some Zanax. Mary said that Dr. Drew is really amazing and said that she’s not as bad as she used to be with the drugs and alcohol.

Howard talked to Mary about her mother who is kind of slow and schizophrenic. Howard said that she’s a handful. Howard said it’s not supposed to be like that for a kid. Mary said it was tough. She said her dad was actually there with her today and she hadn’t seen him that much since he left them when she was just 7.

Mary said that she was told her dad died when she was 15 so she assumed he was dead. She said that he has CP and has a speech impediment. He was there with her today. Mary said she met him for the first time since she was 15 when she was out in Cleveland in 2006.

Mary mentioned that her mother had jumped off of a building back then so Howard cut her off and said he’d be drinking and doing drugs if he had all of this stuff going on in his life too.

Mary told Howard how her father found her through her web site after doing some research. She said that this is only the second time she’s seen him since she was 7. Mary said he came all the way out from Cleveland to meet her there in New York.

Howard said he wanted to say hi to her dad. She said his name is Richard. Howard said it must be weird to have the guy around after not seeing him all these years.

Mary said her step-mom was there too. She also mentioned that she just got married on Sunday. Howard told her to hold off on that. Howard said hello to Richard and Ginny and asked Richard if he was shocked when he found out his daughter was a porn star. Richard said it wasn’t shocking.

Howard asked Richard what he had said to her the first time he saw her. Ginny said he said that daddy loves her. Howard said it seems that Ginny loves Mary too. Ginny said she does. Howard asked Richard what he’s going to do in New York today. Richard said he didn’t know.

Howard asked Mary about her marriage. Mary said that she met this guy 7 weeks ago. Howard heard that Dr. Drew was furious with Mary about her porn movie. It’s mocking the whole sobriety and rehab thing. Mary said that it wasn’t to mock that stuff. She said that the movie was ”Celebrity Pornhab With Dr. Screw” and it really wasn’t to mock it.

Howard asked Richard if he wants her out. Richard, who could barely speak, said that he wants her out. Howard asked if he had seen her porno movies. Richard said he had. He saw it on a computer. Ginny helped him see that. Howard asked what she was doing in the scene. Howard asked if it was regular sex. Richard said ”Yeah.”

Howard asked Richard if he masturbated to the porn. Richard said no. Howard said that would traumatize a person for life.

Howard asked Ginny about how long they waited to get married. She said that they had been married almost a year. They waited a long time just to make sure things were right. Mary said she knew that this guy Mario was her soul mate. That’s why she got married after 7 weeks. They got married in Vegas.

Howard asked Mary if the guy is jealous of her porn movies. Mary said he’s jealous of the girl/girl stuff. She said she didn’t want to do guys in this movie because of what Dr. Drew had told her in rehab.

Richard was holding on to his bible in the studio so Howard told him to hold on to it really tight.

Mary talked about how she met this guy Mario who is an electrician. She said she met him on a movie and she knows that he’s her soul mate and it’s going to work out. She said that Mario hasn’t even told his parents about what she does for a living. Mary said Mario’s father might be listening to the show so he may figure it out.

Mario was there so Howard had the guys bring him in too. Howard asked Mario if he thinks that 7 weeks is a little early to be getting married. Mario said he’s disturbed when she’s with other men in her movies and he would like her to get out of the business. He doesn’t want her to bring women home for him either. He said she’s a handful already.

Howard asked Mario if he’s going to become her manager or anything. Mario said he’s not. Howard said he hopes that they can be happy together.

Howard asked Mario a question about Mary. He asked when her birthday was. He knew it was June 15th but got the year wrong. Mary had to correct him on that. Artie told Howard to ask the father if he knows when his own birthday is.

Robin said she’s pretty sure Mary knows what she’s doing and 7 weeks was plenty for her to figure out this was the right guy.

Howard said he saw some video of Mary having sex with a Yankees player, Melky Cabrera. Mary said she met him through his agent and they did have sex. She said that he doesn’t speak English though and it was kind of tough. Mary said she wasn’t with Mario at the time. She said Melky was good in bed but not as good as Mario.

Howard asked Richard if he drinks. Richard said at one time he did. He wasn’t an alcoholic though. Howard said between Mary’s mom and dad, he doesn’t know what anyone is saying.

Howard said he had a scene from Mary’s movie to play but Mary asked him not to play it with her dad there. Artie told him to grip on to that bible. Howard said that this Dr. Screw has sex with one of his patients. Howard said Mary comes in as a nurse and sees the problems that they’re having and Mary gets it on with the nurse.

Howard was about to play the clip but Mary was freaking out asking him not to play it or have her dad take his headphones off. Artie told the dad that this was his daughter getting fucked. Mary told him to stop.

Howard decided not to play the clip. He said that the bible had just burst into flames. Howard asked if Mary was up for a Sybian ride. Mary said that wasn’t going to happen.

Howard asked Mary about seeing Chyna recently. Mary said she was really out of it at the time. She said she thinks that she may not be sober right now.

Yucko the Clown called in as Mary’s grandmother. Mary said she was dead. It was Yucko just doing an impression of her father. They had to go to break a short time later. Check Mary out at www.MaryCareyXXX.com

After the break we heard a prank call that Sal and Richard made to a couple of guys about used cars. Fred played some Van Halen as they were coming back.

Howard came back and said that Mary Carey’s father was an inspiration to him. Howard said the guy sounded like a mess but the guy had an attractive wife who was totally into him and all over him. Howard said it really is a man’s world. Howard asked how JD isn’t getting laid. He said the guy with CP had a wife and JD can’t get laid.

Howard said Richard should write a book. He’s an inspiration to all men. Richard was still there so they brought him back in so Howard could tell him he was an inspiration to him.

Howard told Richard that he had to have a tough life but it was great he was able to get laid and to get a woman. Richard groaned something out. Howard asked if he had other women. Richard said he’s had 3. Howard asked if he would ever write a book about this. Richard groaned something out. Richard didn’t even remember where he had met Ginny. Howard asked if he has a normal sex life. Richard didn’t want to say. He said it is normal for them.

Howard had JD come in to meet this guy. Howard wanted to tell JD that he’s a real putz. JD said this was bullshit and he doesn’t talk about a lot of things so he could have a lot of stuff going on. JD said he does have a hard time meeting women but he might have some stuff going on.

Howard asked Richard if he had any advice for JD. Richard didn’t have any for him. Robin said JD is a lost cause, that’s why. Howard apologized to JD for that. Howard said that’s pretty pathetic that the guy with CP can’t even give him any advice. Howard asked Richard if he thinks JD is handsome enough to get a woman. Richard said ”yeah” to that.

Howard said he didn’t want to spend a lot of time on this. He had Ginny come in and explain how she found Richard. Ginny said that Richard knows a lot of people around the area they live in. She said that he used to talk to her when she was younger. She said she would walk by and he would talk to her. She said it took her a little time to understand him but she eventually did. She said that they didn’t see each other for about 30 years and then got together. She said that they do have sex but she didn’t want to get into details about that.

Howard asked how often they have sex. Howard was guessing 4 times a day. She wasn’t saying. Howard told JD there is hope for him. Ginny said that JD is a nice guy and he does have some home. She even gave him a hug. Howard said JD might pop a boner if she hugs him again.

Howard asked Richard if he would ever conduct a class on how to get women. Richard said no to that. Howard said he could make some good money doing that.

Ginny said that she knew Richard very well and could understand him just fine. She told some stories about her previous husband and how he had passed away. She got together with Richard before that happened though.

Howard thanked them for coming in and let them go a short time later. Ginny was telling Artie that she liked him and also liked Robin. Artie said the problem was that no one likes JD. Robin said she likes them very much. She said she likes JD too.