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Lockwood Don’t Have LockJaw

WWW – Kurt Lockwood [] posted a rant of sorts on the Porn Star Karaoke Yahoo Group:

Ok time to address this once and for all.

The whole making “male talent” pay to get in is totally fucking lame! It’s not that we can’t afford it. Ten bucks big deal. It’s the principal. Hell, the female talent can afford it way more. But it’s lumping us in with the non-industry males and the locals who come to the bar as well.

The next point is that we “male talent,” believe it or not are actually considered by some, apparently NOT this group, but we are also considered in certain circles as “pornstars” too, gee, imagine that. Hmmm if I remember correctly it IS called “pornstar karaoke” and not “female pornstar karaoke.” Believe it or not, some of US “male talent” actually have female fans who come to see US as well. Imagine that.

Third, we “male talent” are NOT trying to pick up on any of the girls that are already there because most of us have to work the next day and can’t fuck that night because our load is already reserved and paid for. Because, yup, you guessed “WE”RE PORNSTARS.”

And last, I like would like to thank SEYMORE for having the class ignoring this lame ass policy (well, at least for me anyway) and honoring the regular CUSTOMERS like myself who’ve been there a bunch and always drop at least a $100 while I’m there between buying folks drinks and food. And last, y’now there’s only about thirty of us “male talent” in the whole fucking industry, even if we bum rushed Sardo’s en masse, I don’t think Karoke Armageddon would occur, nor do I think it would really fuck up any of you NON-“male talent” dudes chances of getting that all important goal it seems, of GETTING LAID. Gimme a break.

If it’s a sausage fest some nights, dude, don’t blame it on we few “male talent” who actually show up to support the event, and enjoy the fellowship of our industry and to just fucking drink and sing. So far I’ve enjoyed myself, but money and the chance for pussy change everything apparently, and if it keeps getting bitchy against “male talent” like this I don’t think that’s something I want to be a part of. So everybody, chill, please. Of course, like I said, I’m only speaking up for those other “male talent,” SEYMORE always lets me right in. So nyah nyah nyah! haha.

See you all tonight. Gee, with Sean Michael’s birthday AND the PLAYBOY party it’s gonna get packed fast. Now where did I put my ten bucks and my “Picking up Chicks at Karaoke for Dummies” handbook?

peace and love


Editor’s Note: See ya tonight Kurt…oh yea…don’t forget your ten bucks! 🙂


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