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Man Arrested for Sucking Himself Off with a Vacuum

Meet Jason Savage. The Michigan man was arraigned last week on an indecent exposure charge after cops allegedly caught him, um, detailing himself with a vacuum at the Fill-N-Wash Car Wash.

Savage was spotted last month loitering around a Saginaw car wash by Officer Charles Brocker of the Thomas Township Police Department. Brocker initially thought that Savage was “looking for change in the waste access door,” according to a police report. But when he got within 20 feet of the suspect, Brocker instead discovered that Savage has his pants undone and was using the “commercial car vacuum” for a decidedly off-label use.

When confronted by Brocker, Savage had a succinct response: “Oh shit!” Savage, who was arraigned on October 16, told Brocker that he was on parole for home invasion, pot possession, and “Flee and Elude.”


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