Porn Valley- Mike Barbella [pictured] leaves me these two messages after reading Jeff Krull’s comments about their fight at Extreme Associates Thursday.

Message one: Hey, Gene, do yourself a favor, bro. Put the right fuckin’ story up. You think that guy threw one fuckin’ punch? If he got the best of me then threw one fuckin’ punch and I took ten, you tell me, did he get the best of me? Come on, bro. You think that fuckin’fat lazy piece of shit is going to get the best of me? The guy’s a fuckin’ chump, dude. Actually you better get your stories straight.

Message two: Hey, Gene, what’s up? Mike Barbella. Give me a call so I can just laugh with you. Man, that’s the funniest shit I’ve ever seen. That guy is so fuckin’ lame and so stupid. You can read what he says there and it clearly states that he never threw a single punch so while I was punching his face and punching his face, when they did pry me off, yes, it was like any girl fight that I’ve ever seen.

And I’ve been in a lot of fights. I’ve never had my hair pulled. And I’ve never had my shirt torn. But every girl fight I’ve ever seen, that’s the case. Well, this fella pulled my hair the whole time. Just held my hair while I punched his face. So you tell me. When I left he was holding his chin because I know I fucking jacked that up. And he was crying saying he was going to call the police. Now why are you going to call the police if you beat me up? That doesn’t seem to make much sense. Well the last person I heard calling the police was usually a pussy. The same pussy that would pull somebody’s hair. So you might want to check the fuckin’ balls in his crotch and see that he’s got a fuckin’ vagina.

And, again, this is a man that has only been involved in thievery his entire career. He is a con man and a thief. And if his mouth is moving, he’s lying. He is a fucking con man. I don’t care about him. The article is completely laughable.”