I Love Gauge…The Real One – On Distorted Reality with Metro babe, Gauge and Zero Tolerance Entertainment’s, Quasarman, Friday night, Gauge announced the launch of her new website. Although it’s not the newly launched Gauge site you may have read about recently on HardcoreGossip.com. Gauge claims that her original site, XXXGauge.com has been basically taken hostage and fans should know she hasn’t updated a thing on the site, including text messages to fans. “Whoever is writing as me on there, will have their day,” Gauge said. All is not lost for Gauge fans though. The hot 4 foot 11″ star has just launched ILoveGauge.com and plans to have it up to speed in a matter of days.

Double Cock Feast – Nicole Sheridan and VooDoo were guests on Jason Sechrest’s Young and the Curious last night. At one point during the show, Sheridan sucked VooDoo and Sechrest’s cocks at the same time. One listener in the interactive chat room wrote, “That’s so hot, she’s sucking both dicks.” Another listener responded, “yeah, but one has a brown stain on it!”

Less of Alexander the Poet – Wankus announced during The Wanker Show last night, Alexander the Poet [ATP] would only be featured once a week on KSEX. Monday will be a live call in day for the bizarre word butcher and new features will replace him for the other nights. ATP responded, “I’m ok with it. I’ve always felt I would serve better if I was featured once a week and not nightly. I only have so many poems and if they air nightly, after a while, they tend to get repetitive and stale. As a performer/entertainer, that is the one thing I try to avoid.”

Scared of Omega – If you watched the interview with Wankus and Katie Morgan, you would’ve seen a cute little lady with a smokin’ hot body who in her innocent little voice and dainty smile proclaimed she liked bondage. At one point, much to the disbelief of the cast and crew, Mistress Omega even claimed people were scared of her. This was until she demonstrated her niche’ in the adult world. When asked to “show her stuff,” Omega took a paddle, cane and raw hands to naked and masked slave, “PB”, choking his balls, caning the head of his penis with full force and leaving bloody welts all over his behind. Wankus kept asking PB for a thumbs up if he was okay and even through the severe torture, PB found a way to put up his thumb. Omega did not get a goodbye song, “I didn’t want that crazy lady on my lap!” Wankus said.

Sexy Chipmunk – Viewers watching Ann Marie’s Tales of Tail last night probably wondered why the sexy Metro star was distanced from the cameras. Word from the studios say Ann Marie recently had all four wisdom teeth pulled and wanted to avoid showing her puffy cheeks, although showed great dedication to the show by coming and performing live, even while in uncomfortable pain.