(SAN FERNANDO VALLEY, CA) — The mood was a little strange at the start of Monday night’s Wanker Show on KSEXradio.com. Friday CoHo Daisy was signed into the chat room as “The Artist Formerly Known As Cindy Crawford,” as Cindy was nowhere in site and Alexander the Poet did live poetry about Porn Flakes.
The poem was appropriate seeing no Crawford in sight and with the announcement from Wankus that Mary Carey cancelled, yet again.
Being the consummate professional, Wankus didn’t miss a beat, putting on another funny show, with all the bells and whistles fans were used to.
Money B of Digital Underground stuck around after appearing on Ebony Nights with Flexx and Sierra and challenged Wankus to a freestyle rap, a feature performed every Monday night on The Wanker Show. “For a white boy, I think he did a damn good job,” commented Money B, “but that old 80s shit he uses for beats has to go!”
Later in the show, Wankus and Daisy got a surprise visit from popular adult star, Mr. Marcus, who came by to say hello to KSEX personality, Lisa Sparxxx.
“When I first met you, you had a line of 7 girls on their knees in the Deja Vu parking lot, ” Wankus told Mr. Marcus on-air.
“I don’t know about 7,” said Mr. Marcus, “but I remember one brunette doing a really good job.”
Johnny Buss [President of the Los Angeles Sparks] arrived next to present Lisa Sparxxx with her own official “Sparks” jersey and then before fans could blink an eye, Lisa was on her knees in front of Mr. Marcus, movin’ her head in and out like a bobble head doll.
Wankus was jammin’ the old school R&B, while singing his own lyrics, which narrated the action on the in-studio web cams. Periodically, Mr. Marcus would grab a microphone and simply say, “ohhh yeah,” in his best Barry White impersonation.
Next Mr. Marcus threw Sparxxx on the infamous KSEX couch and began drilling her in perfect sync to the music until he finally stepped up and shot a large load of porn star juice in her open and awaiting mouth.
Things didn’t calm down too much after the show, as Wankus and Daisy performed a live sex scene in the Jock Lounge for anyone who wanted to view, while Lisa Sparxxx made her way around the room, taking care of other KSEX visitors.
This isn’t the first time this style KSEX party has occurred on and off the air, but definitely worthy of reporting. And, it’s doubtful this will be the last time you hear about the crazy things that go on nightly, on KSEXradio.com