Porn Valley- Myka is brand new to the business. So new that she hasn’t done a sex scene yet. Myka, who has a little Cailley Taylor going on, made her debut to the industry on The Distorted Reality Show, www.ksexradio.com.
But that was Friday, and Myka’s porn virginity may have changed by Monday morning.
Before bringing her on, Quasarman joked about attempting to talk Myka out of the horrible lifestyle she was about to embrace. Explaining how she met Myka, Gauge said she has some friends who rep girls.
“They’ve shot some of my content and I met them when I first got into the industry. We’ve always kind of kept in touch. They said they had a girl. I said why doesn’t she come on KSEX so she can get her name out there.”
Quasarman commented about there being five people listening to the show. “That’s incredible exposure for a new girl in the industry. You can’t buy that publicity.”
Quasarman thought Myka very attractive. “It almost breaks my heart that she wants to go into porn,” he said. “Mine’s not to reason why. Mine’s just to watch sperm fly.”
Myka is 18. “All I’ve done is take pictures and that’s about it,” she replied softly. “I haven’t got into video or anything else yet.”
Quasarman asked what she could possibly be thinking. “Ever since I was little, I’ve wanted to be sexy,” Myka explained. “I’m a really sexual person. I really love Jenna Jameson and I’ve always wanted to do porn.”
“This is interesting,” said Quasarman. “Because Jenna Jameson because of what she’s accomplished in the mainstream, I guess she could be thought of as a role model for some people, now. She’s almost like an icon, now.” Gauge ventured to say that Jameson probably went through her share of shit before she hit it big. Quasarman said Jameson first starred in a Randy West video, so what does that tell you. “Now look where she is. Not that there’s anything wrong with Randy West…”
Quasarman asked Myka if here might not be some psychological things at play given that she had a quest to be a porn star.
“You need some form of validation. Are you sure this is the place that you should get it? I’m not so sure it is.”
Myka said she’s looking forward to working with a bunch of beautiful girls and guys. Gauge asked Myka what she planned on doing, regular sex scenes or was she inclined to do anals and wild, crazy bukkakes. Myka said she was more interested in doing girl-girl; girl-boy. “I’m not really into the whole 50 guy gangbang or the 50 guy bukkake on my face,” Myka said.
Quasarman said he’s taken a lot of mockery in the business for his views. “Many people in this industry hate me and think I’m gay. But, personally, a lot of that extreme-stuff I don’t get. But your door is open wider when you’re willing to have two penises and a sewing machine inserted in your colon. Though you start out with the best of intentions once you start making a lot of money, and you’re, like, I can make more money if I do this, I wonder if those standards are going to stand the test of time.”
Myka said she’s never had anal sex and is kind of worried about doing it anyway. Quasarman said if she were offered $2,000 to do one, she might think differently. “Perhaps,” said Myka. Gauge said a similar pattern followed her in the industry and now she’s known for her anal scenes.
“And Gauge is also presently wearing a diaper,” Quasarman informed Myka. “She’s not.” Myka also has a boyfriend who doesn’t know what she’s up to. That being the case, Quasarman predicted she would be found in a pool of blood by the coroner in a few days.
According to Myka, her boyfriend thinks she’s an innocent little Catholic girl who has a 9 to 5 job as a secretary. “I’m a dancer,” she explained. “I dance during the day. And sometimes at night. So he thinks I go to bed early and have a lot of studying to do.” Myka also mentions that they live together but apparently the boyfriend harbors the notion that she’s a secretary for-real.
Quasarman was curious what Myka’s boyfriend did and how old he was and if he were some kind of Svengali. Myka said he was 27. “I like older guys. They’re more experienced.” Mykas said her boyfriend was in the mortgage industry. “He’s really stupid.” Gauge translated that as her meaning naive to Myka’s sexual lifestyle.
Asked if there was a wild personal life going on, Myka described her boyfriend as a really jealous person.
“That’s why he’s in the parking lot with a gun,” Quasarman ventured to say. Myka said she’s had sex with girls outside of her relationship including sex with one of her best friends. “He got so jealous about it. He was so disgusted.”
Quasarman said if his wife came home and said she was at the bank and got wild lesbian sex on with a woman teller in his Mercury Mountaineer, he’d be so not jealous. “I think he needs to get over that. It’s the American dream. Ronald Reagan would have wanted it that way.”
Gauge suspected that if the boyfriend flipped out over this episode, he’s going to really flip when he learns about the adult business. “Do you think he might go psycho and pull a Lizzie Borden on you?”
Myka didn’t think so, that she would pull a Lorena Bobbit, in turn. “I’d throw it on the freeway.” Myka didn’t think there’s be a physical confrontation on his part other than the fact that he’d probably cry. Quasarman said Myka offered living proof why he hates all women.
“They’re deceptive, vile creatures who would think nothing of ripping your heart from your chest while it was still beating and slicing it to ribbons in a Ronco Veg-o-matic.”
Quasarman said it was one thing if Myka’s boyfriend didn’t accept some issue of latent lesbianism. “But taking it in the ass from guys with big cock is entirely another.” Quasarman predicted that someone would be showing the bling-bling and that Myka’s colon would be flashing vacancy signs. “And once you’ve go on a few years, there’ll be a sign, closed for repair.”
Quasarman asked Myka if she’s really thought this through. “I’m ready to play and have fun,” she answered and said she doesn’t think she’ll ever tell her boyfriend the truth. Myka suspected it wasn’t about love. “We just have really good sex together.”
Quasarman predicted that with Myka’s looks she’ll be swimming vigorously in the talent pool every day.
“You’re going to be having sex every single day with man who’s not your boyfriend. And you’re going to have to go home. And your boyfriend might come over and go how was today at work behind the desk, can I please have a blowjob. And you’ll say, no, my jaw is sore I just did a blowbang for whatever company. Will that slip out?”
Gauge wondered why Myka wasn’t level\ing with her boyfriend that he might get a girl on the side if the rules changed.
Myka said she’d love him to have a girl on the side, that she was very open to things like that. “I would want her to come over. I’m not worried that he’d cheat on me. He’s just way too protective.” Myka also said she tends to feel bad about the deception but not so much if a scene would call for a d.p. with two “violently hung” black men. “I can get along with that,” she said.
Myka noted that her family is from the south- Louisiana. Quasarman as curious how long the cover-up could last till the boyfriend finds out.
“Probably I would say within the next few months,” Myka guessed. “I’m kind of interested to see how he’s going to take it. Maybe he’ll be turned on by it. You never know.”
Quasarman suspected if he wasn’t turned on by the lesbianism, he’s not going to be turned on by the gangbangs with man meat poking her in the ribs.
Myka, who wasn’t wearing panties or public hair, said she’d love to have a career in the business. And Quasarman suggested she observe Gauge’s career and make it a template for her own.
“She’s doing all the right things for someone who wants longevity,” he said. “That would be an example. Because there’s a lot of girl, 18, that I’ve shot over the years that 6 months later are back in Tennessee wearing a nametag and a hairnet. It happens.”