[From losangeles.metromix.com]- Dear H&B,

I close friend of mine really wants to have anal sex and has tried a number of times, but can barely get anyone inside of her before it starts hurting more than childbirth. She’s even been to the doctor to ensure that nothing is wrong with her. Her boyfriend wants it too, so I was wondering if there was anything she could do to numb the pain. Do you know of any ways to make anal sex less painful and more pleasurable? I heard if you inject Botox into your anus before sex, it numbs you and makes it enjoyable. Is this true?
Hopefully Bummed

Dear HB,
Boy, oh boy…you—I mean, your “close friend”—must want to get schtupped up the stove pipe in the worst way. And by “worst,” I mean considering the insane idea of numbing the poop chute with Botox. Good idea: Then you won’t feel the ripping of your sphincter. Until the drugs wear off, of course. Hosting duties at the back door are no joke, and you should be utterly aware of what’s happening while it’s happening. Now, as I personally have no experience on the receiving end of this equation, let’s let anal porn queen Nadia Styles fill you in:

“She needs to do it as easy as possible first, using plenty of lube and a small anal toy inserted slowly,” reveals Styles, 26, a five-year porn vet who lost her anal virginity in high school. “And don’t do long strokes. Small strokes kind of open it up a bit more. You have to ease yourself into it. A lot of porn stars I know sleep with a butt plug before they do an anal scene, or at least put it in their butt and walk around a bit. Your butt hole does open up, so with practice it is possible. And I’ve never heard of putting Botox in your butthole. That’s crazy! She should take a shot of vodka.”