Porn Valley – The Wanker Show had a full couch of pussy Friday night that included Smokie [pictured left] from the Peter Romero camp and Merissa [Miss] Arroyo from the Dick Nasty camp. Wankus, a victim of a tonsorial train wreck at the hands of Quasarman’s flowbie earlier in the evening, complimented Arroyo on her look. Arroyo recommended that Wankus go to her hairstylist in Santa Monica who she claimed wasn’t gay.

Co-ho Katie Morgan said she went to the same stylist and could vouch. “He works at a salon where the haircuts average a $100 and higher and he’s not gay? Wankus asked incredulously. “No way.” Arroyo said he’s from Rome which must add some element of authenticity to not being gay. “He has that very Italian hair cutter-ness,” Morgan agreed.

Asked if she had a website, Arroyo said no but wanted to blow Wankus and be on his softball team, The Pornstars. Other than that, Arroyo has done a movie for both John Leslie and Skeeter Kerkove. “He [Skeeter] did this thing where you lay on your stomach and you hold your heels and like somebody just keeps fucking your mouth. It was good. He was great to work for.” Arroyo couldn’t think of the name of the movie, however. “But Skeeter did it.” Wankus suggested that fans might check out Skeeter Did it Vol.1. Arroyo, however, said she did have plans for getting a website. “Somewhere, sometime.”