Porn Valley- Gonorrhea or no Gonorrhea, Harry Weiss has been waging a relentless campaign in recent weeks to make Ashley Blue his main squeeze. Truth be told, Weiss and Blue make a cute couple, that is if you’re defining couple in terms of Troy weight. Weiss has also been trying to get Blue on the KSEX show which he occupies with Cytherea and Plus One on Thursday nights.

Last night, Weiss announced that he wasn’t having much luck.

“I’m so blue that I can’t get in touch with Ashley,” said Weiss. Plus One noted that Blue was forbidden by JM Productions to come on KSEX. That seemed like news to Weiss. “Has anyone trashed them?” Weiss asked. “I love them- they do the freaky shit.” Plus One said same for him.

“JM rocks- I jerk off to JM more than I jerk off to any other porn in the world,” said Plus One. “JM tries to shove a girl up a boy’s ass. I don’t know what the personal beef is with KSEX but JM, Cytherea Productions, Goddess of Gush, Plus One, fuck I dig ya guys. That’s unfortunate. I was actually looking forward to jerking off on Ashley Blue’s back.”