Porn Valley- On the Sinsations 4 shoot last week, Lisa Ann, with electricity sprouting out of her eyeballs, was talking about her scene with Scott Nails in Juicy Juggs for Defiance/Torrid. Lisa Ann used to be a ring girl for professional wrestling. She told me how you could pick up gigs like that all the time when talent scouts would drop by strip clubs looking for girls. Fran from LA Direct was on the set Friday and Lisa Ann was laughing about how you get sucked into Fran’s drama when she’s on the phone with customers. Fran was apparently trying to collect money from one client who wanted to pay her half. Fran told the client next time we’ll send you half a girl.

This is not coming from Lisa Ann, but I’m now hearing that Vivid contract girl Lacie Heart didn’t marry Nails although the rumors on KSEX were pointing in that direction. The only thing I’m hearing for sure is that Heart moved to Arizona. Meanwhile, Jacy Andrews [pictured] is saying she’s left LA Direct and is booking her own gigs, [email protected]. Andrews is also pretty convinced that anal isn’t her thing.

“After three dicks in my ass, it wasn’t working,” she said. Andrews is also writing a novel- it’s about an ex-cop who’s being hunted down by her former husband. Andrew once worked in the LA Sheriff’s department. Andrews also makes it a point of saying that she’ll never lay out in the nude unless she’s nude.

Andrews is telling this story about how she’d been asked to go to Amsterdam for $750 to do anal. Andrews said thanks, but no thanks.

“So what- I’d rather be at home,” she said

At the mention of Amsterdam, Randy Spears remembers a time he hung out at The Bulldog Cafe and how samples of herbal delicacies would be stapled in packets to the menu. Spears remembers this back from the late 80’s when he and Jon Dough were stumbling the streets after sampling the wares. They were shooting in Germany at the time and took a train there. Spears looks at firecracker Michelle Maylene and just shakes his head.

“I’d be a worried, haggled old man if I were her father,” he laughs. To which Maylene says, “You think I’m crazy? My sister will get in a van.”

Spears also thinks that Daisy is a spirited, wonderful performer, if not a little bit crazy.

“She rode me like the wind,” Spears says. “I just held on- she’s amazing.” Rumor also has it that Daisy’s having her tattoos lasered off. Spears, who used to date Samantha Strong, trades another anecdote with me about porn’s original bad girl. Strong was apparently negotiating a deal with Vivid and wanted among, other things, a convertible Chrysler LeBaron which she trashed immediately after getting drunk in Mexico. Spears was also relating this story about a girl who sucked his dick during a shoot and wound up puking all over him. Spears is telling Robert Lombard of www.creativeimagemgmt.com that he’s shooting a footjob for Penthouse. Lombard counters with story about how Anna Mills e-mails him a picture of her dangling a shoe off her foot. Lombard, a foot man, swears this is better than a naked picture any day.

And Spears says, yeah, you can print it- that one time when he just got into the business, Catalina offered him $40,000 to do a gay movie.

“I couldn’t think of it,” says Spears. Then again Spears is saying if he could suck his own dick he would.”That doesn’t make you gay!” he says. Spears also remembers how, back in the day, a female performer would be locked out of the loop for doing bi-scenes.

Evan Stone was in Bora Bora recently shooting Island Fever 4 for Adam & Eve.

A story is also told that in Hungary they supposedly keep the ages of girls in a data base; and then when the girl turns 18, she’s approached to do porn with bribes offered to her parents. I’m not vouching for the story. This is what I hear.

I’m also hearing this remarkable tale about Jenna Presley and how she was on a set cussing out her mother, literally calling her a no good piece of shit. Presley then went on to tell her mother she was embarrassed to have come out of her pussy. It seems that Presley discovered that her mother was doing Presley’s sister’s boyfriend behind her back. Robert Lombard says he was stunned to hear these words coming out of Prsley’s mouth.

“If I called my mother a bitch, she’d break a yardstick over my ass,” he laughs.

Australian model Bobbie Barrington supposedly did a Girls Gone Wild type of project for Playboy at the New Orleans Mardi Gras whereupon she was busted for lewd conduct- plus the fact that her papers weren’t in order- Barrington got deported back to Australia for 10 years.

Believe it or don’t- someone’s giving Joey Ray a million dollars to start a porno company. Ray also has a thing for plumpers as does Dale Dabone. The fact that Dabone also like older women is one of the reasons why he moved to Florida.

Believe it or don’t: rumors that Monique Alexander will be soon doing anal.

The story’s out there that Nikki Fritz and Jonathan Morgan are no longer married, and that Fritz is getting back into shape and returning to the softcore genre.