There was a time when all of us were a lot younger. [You can quote me on that.]

I was getting more sex than any man had a right to, and during that stretch of incredible fortune there was the night Nina Hartley came to my bed chambers.

Perhaps I should explain.

While all the AVN award shows are a cumulative blur at this point- Savannah receiving her Best New Starlet award and telling everyone in the business to kiss her ass; Buck Adams and Jerry Butler on the stage completely annihilated; the Mitchell Brothers-Jim and Artie- colliding into one another like spinning tops. There was also the first real controversy generated in AVN’s history by the fact that the Best New starlet award was a tie vote between Victoria Paris and Tori Wells. Nobody liked that one at all.

Before someone came up with the bright notion that professional comics were funnier than me, I used to co-host the awards. A fact I wasn’t too crazy about, either. Being up on a stage for 3 ½ hours before the toughest crowd in the world is nobody’s idea of a great Saturday night.

Because the hotel rooms were smart-looking and nice, I’m thinking L’affaire Hartley had to have occurred during AVN’s first year at Ballys. So we’re talking about an incident that happened at least 20 years ago.

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