Porn Valley- Otto Bauer wants to piss in Julie Night's ass in the worst way and promises to do it on Tuesday, God willin' and the winds are right. In the mean time, Otto got some target practice in, using Audrey Hollander's vagina on the firing range.
Otto's shooting a movie for Bobby Rinaldi's company Wild Life, and Rinaldi loves what he's seeing so far. Says if the rest of the scenes are as good as the first one feauring Selena Silver, www.selenasilver.com and Audrey shoving bats up each other's asses, he's got a best seller on his hands. I ask Rinaldi what he's going to title it. He's not sure yet. Rinaldi says the Screw My Wife series now embarking on its 47th voyage remains his biggest mover.
Some behind the scenes stuff earlier on finds Otto and Skeeter Kerkove, www.bxmax.com exchanging views on the hotly debated topic of ass impregnation. Can semen create an anal love child. Skeeter has practically written doctoral theses on the subject- something Bauer can relate to, since Otto holds a Master's Degree in Greek and Latin. I'm loving Otto's house and he shows me the "secret room" downstairs which is basically a scholar's nook. Walls are lined with classic literature and Otto, who once taught, has stacks of books featuring the interlinear translations of Seneca, Ovid, Virgil, Tacitus and Cicero. That's when I find out about Otto's degree. I can relate to these books since I had six years of classical Latin as well.
In their behind the scenes exchange, Skeeter is also telling Otto about the most frightening DVD he's ever seen, Regan having sex with girls. Otto, who's still relatively new to the business, thinks Skeeter's talking about Ronald Regan. Skeeter explains that it's Regan Senter whom he's referring to.
Otto basically likes the idea of shooting at his house- feels that the inviting familiarity allows women to relax and respond to the craziness of his wife. "It's like cheerleader tryouts," explains Bauer describing the inherent need for women to outdo one another. Hollander's a little more blunt in the assessment. "I hope girls coming to my house makes them want to stretch their assholes," she says. Shit, she might as well throw out a welcome mat, besides. This is when Otto starts telling me how he wants to piss in Julie Night's ass and then have her snort cum.
"That's my preconceived notion," he laughs, realizing full well he's quoting one of my lines and that I'd catch the humor. Otto goes on to explain that he'd be entirely remiss if Night just snorted cum without having her ass pissed in. One has to agree when he puts the argument in those words.
Otto shows me how he has his shoes tied- a porno trick taught him by Skeeter which allows him to disrobe quicker than Superman. Otto also tells me about another one of Skeeter's manifestos, barring clothes laying around on the set. "Skeeter will chew your ass out," Otto tells me. On the subject of rectums, I hear Rinaldi speaking glowingly about Isabel Ice, a performer from Wales. "You could put your head up her ass," he says. Having seen Ice perform this past Saturday, I'm inclined to agree.
I also get a kick out of Otto's English bulldog, who also happens to be named Chopper, like Tera Patrick's dog. Chopper, who seems to have taken a fancy to my balls, has more personality than some porn girls I've met. Audrey's telling me how Chopper put a $1,000 hole in her sofa to teach her a lesson about not being around the house more. Then Otto teaches Audrey another lesson about leaving butt plugs sitting around.
He tells Hollander to bend over and, like a British school headmaster, proceeds to whack her on the ass with a wooden paddle. Skeeter likes the way Otto has trained his woman.
Otto must have this UK-thing because he's now going to shoot some set ups at a local pub with Layla Jade. There's also a scene where Jade helps Otto piss in the pub's mensroom. I take it this movie's going to feature a lot of pissing. The storyline calls for Otto and his buddy Adam Wood to be picking up Jade at the pub and bringing her home so Audrey can start priming her ass with day glo dildos.
With a lit fireplace providing romantic atmosphere, Wood's working on Audrey and Otto proceeds to add a 19th hole to Layla's golf course. "You're the easiest piece of ass I ever picked up," Otto says tenderly to Jade during the scene which is soliciting some marvelous gapes. Most women wouldn't shit normal for a week after the pounding that Layla consumes but she proves rather resilient. Layla then gets up to go to the bathroom. "I smell like ass," she says.
