Gene sez: Somehow I was deemed recipient of the following conspiracy e-mail supposedly sent to The Washington Post. Most of the content is so far out there that I include the grain of salt along with the shits & giggles advisory when wading through it. A "for amusement purposes only" label might also be included. And as far as ultra conspiracies go, you'll note from the photo that it's really Kurt Lockwood in the background videotaping Paris Hilton.

Lisa Rogers posts: This piece of news was taken from the website GYI PART 1 PART 1 PART 1 PART 1 PART 1 PART 1 PART 1 PART 1

Listen guys, things are getting uglier by the fucking hour, here is the latest:

Somehow, news of the post I made yesterday has gotten to Paris and Nikki Hilton that Rick Salomon has made critical errros or mistakes on the sex tape and one of the errors is him giving away his intent to sell it for money!!!

Paris Hilton's lawyers are going to get fired and from what I get, Rick 'the shithead' Salomon made 4 to 5 critical errors- review the fucking video, guys. Xpays.com assured us it was safe to sell. If I fucking get sued, I'm fucking going to sueXpays.com. I'm getting my lawyers ready, just in case! Paris and Nikki Hilton now know that they have a very very strong case against Rick Salomon, Red Light District and us!!!

GOD DAMN IT!!!!! GOD DAMN IT!!!!! GOD DAMN IT!!!!! I GOT INTO THIS SHIT LATE AND THE MONEY I HAVE MADE FROM IT IS SO FUCKING SMALL, THAT IF THEY FILE A CLASS ACTION LAW SUIT, I DON'T LOSE SHIT. CEASE AND DESIST ORDERS ARE GOING TO GO OUT TO XPAYS.COM, RED LIGHT DISTRICT, PARIS HILTON'S LAWYERS AND MAYBE ALL ADULT WEBMASTERS.

REMEMBER GUYS, THESE WOMEN ARE ALREADY RICH!! THEY DON'T NEED MONEY, JUST JUSTICE. NIKKI HILTON IS THE ONE WHO WANTS THE BALLS OF RICK SALOMON THE WORST, BECAUSE THAT ARROGANT FUCKER PISSED HER OFF IN SOME SHIT NIGHT CLUB IN L.A.

STAY TUNED, I'LL POST ANYTHING I GET.

PART2 PART2 PART2 PART2 PART2 PARIS HILTON'S EVIDENCE LEAKED!!!!!!!!!

HERE IS THE FUCKING LATEST.

MY SOURCE ON THIS SHIT IS VERY GOOD AND VERY FUCKING RELIABLE.EVIDENCE # 1 ***** BLACKED OUT ******

EVIDENCE # 2

ESTABLISHING RICK SALOMON'S PREMEDITATED INTENT THAT THE VIDEO RECORDING MADE BY BOTH PARIS HILTON (SHE DID HOLD THE VIDEO CAMERA) AND RICK SALOMON IS TO BE SOLD FOR MONEY.

A. 10 MINUTES AND 12 SECONDS INTO THE TAPE:RICK SALOMON TO PARIS HILTON:"I WANT YOU TO GET ON TOP OF ME, SO THAT THEY CAN SEE HOW PRETTY YOU LOOK."

B.10 MINUTES AND 22 SECONDS INTO THE TAPE:RICK SALOMON TO PARIS HILTON:"...SO THEY CAN SEE WHAT I CAN SEE."

THE QUESTION HER NEW SET OF ATTORNEYS WILL ASK RICK SALOMON IS: "WHO IS THEY?" THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE A PRIVATE HOME VIDEO, RIGHT? NO ONE OUTSIDE OF YOURSELF AND PARIS HILTON ARE TO VIEW THIS TAPE.

EVIDENCE # 3**** BLACKED OUT *******

EVIDENCE # 4

ESTABLISHING RICK SALOMON'S PREMEDITATED INTENT THAT THE VIDEO RECORDING MADE BY BOTH PARIS HILTON AND RICK SALOMON IS TO BE SOLD FOR MONEY.

A.***** BLACKED OUT ******

B.20 MINUTES AND 25 SECONDS INTO THE TAPE:

THE VIDEO SHOWS 'SPOTS' OR SHOWS FACES THAT ARE CENSORED OF OTHER PEOPLE WHO ARE NOT RICK SALOMON OR PARIS HILTON. THIS MEANS, IT WAS EDITED WITH INTENTION TO SELL THE TAPE TO THE GENERAL PUBLIC FOR MONEY, BECAUSE A PERSON'S IDENTITY MUST EITHER BE PROTECTED [ CENSORED OUT ] OR THEIR CONSENT MUST BE ACQUIRED IN WRITING, BEFORE THE SALE OF THE TAPE FOR MONEY.C.**** BLACKED OUT *****D. ****** BLACKED OUT *****

CONCLUSION ON EVIDENCE #4:

TO EVEN 'CENSOR' A 'PRIVATE HOME VIDEO' MAKES NO SENSE BECAUSE THE ONLY 2 PEOPLE [ PARIS HILTON AND RICK SALOMON ] ARE SUPPOSED TO BE THE ONLY VIEWERS OF THE TAPE. THIS SHIT IS BLOWING UP SO FAST THAT I AM THINKING OF RETURNING ALL THEY MONEY XPAYS.COM PAID ME AND WASH MY HANDS OFF THIS SHIT.

IT DID SMELL FUNNY FROM THE BEGINNING AND MY SOURCES SAY THAT THE LAWYERS PARIS HILTON HAVE NOW WERE BRIBED FOR OVER A MILLION BUCKS! THEY WERE FUCKING BRIBED BY RICK SALOMON AND HOWARD STERN!!!!! DON'T FORGET, HOWARD STERN SECRETLY MASTERMINDED THE WHOLE SEX TAPE SETUP OF PARIS HILTON AND RAKED IT IN SECRETLY VIA OFFSHORE BANK ACCOUNTS!!!!!!SHIT!!!!!

FROM WHAT I HEAR, ALL BANKS THAT HANDLED ALL MONEY ON THIS SEX TAPE WILL BE SERVED A SUBPENA AND EVEN SHARE HOLDERS WILL BE QUESTIONED!!!! PRELIMNARY LEGAL PROCEEDINGS:****** BLACKED OUT ************

WIND OF THIS HAS GOTTEN TO PARIS HILTON'S BRIBED ATTORNEYS AND THEY IN TURN WANT TO 'BRIBE' PARIS HILTON IN THE FORM OF A 'OUT OF COURT SETTLEMENT' BY RICK SALOMON'S ATTORNEY PLUS 'A NO MORE SALES OF THE SEX TAPE' DEAL.

PARIS HILTON IS BEING ADVISED BY ** WHO THE FUCK KNOWS WHO**, NOT TO TAKE THE OUT OF COURT SETTLEMENT BECAUSE THE CONSPIRACY OF THE SEX TAPE GOES ABOVE RICK SALOMON, BUT INVOLVES:1. HOWARD STERN.2. NICOLE RICHIE 3. DREW BARRYMORE

AND ABOUT HALF OF HOLLYWOOD THAT DON'T LIKE AND I QUOTE. "SOME PRETTY RICH GIRL INVADING OUR SPACE."

PARIS HILTON IS HIRIING A TEAM OF ATTORNEYS FROM 6 COUNTRIES, PLUS THEY WILL GO AFTER THE ISP WHO SOLD THE TAPE ONLINE. THOSE GUYS OPERATE OUT OF BELGIUM. RICK SALOMON PUT "CZECH REPUBLIC" ON THE WHOIS, BUT THIS NEW TEAM OF ATTORNEYS ARE TRAINED AND THEY ARE PROFESSIONAL AND THEY ARE GOOD. WHEN THIS LAW SUIT GOES DOWN A LOT OF HEADS WILL ROLL. I AM DELETING ALL MY LINKS ON THIS SHIT AS I SPEAK. BYE.

PART 3 PART 3 PART 3 PART 3 PART 3 PART 3

PARIS HILTON'S LATEST LEGAL MANUVERS.

FIRST OFF - I AM NOT A WOMAN. I AM TRYING TO GIVE MY FELLOW 'BROTHERS' AN EARLY WARNING.HOW AM I GETTING MY INFORMATION? GO FUCK YOURSELF.HERE'S THE LATEST SHIT:

PARIS HILTON WILL HIRE A TEAM OF EUROPEAN LAWYERS - SHE WILL NOT USE ANY AMERICAN LAWYERS FOR THIS LAWSUIT. SHE HAS A LEGAL RIGHT TO SUE ACROSS BORDERS BECAUSE OF THE PANAMA CORPORATION THAT RELEASED THE 'NIGHTVISION CLIP' AND THE ISP FROM BELGIUM.

SHE WILL GO AFTER HER CURRENT LAWYERS FOR TAKING THE BRIBE. AND THESE MOTHERFUCKERS WILL TRY TO GET THEM INCLUDING ALL PARTNERS OF THE FIRM DIS-BARRED.

ALL OF THE FOLLOWING WILL GO ON A CLASS ACTION LAWSUIT.1. PARIS HILTON'S CURRENT LAWYERS.2. HOWARD STERN AND HIS LAWYERS.3. RICK SALOMON AND HIS LAWYERS.3. NICOLE RICHIE AND HER LAWYERS.4. DREW BARRYMORE AND HER LAWYERS.5. TOM CRUISE AND HIS LAWYERS.6. MADONNA AND HER LAWYERS.7. BRAD PITT AND HIS LAWYERS.

IMMEDIATE CEASE AND DESISTS OF ALL ACTION RELATED TO THE SEX TAPE (SALE ON AND OFFLINE) WILL GO OUT TO:1. XPAYS.COM2. RED LIGHT3. ALL ADULT WEBMASTERS VIA A DEMAND TO XPAYS.COM AND RED LIGHT(IF YOU DON'T TAKE DOWN YOUR LINKS FOR THE TAPE AND RETURN ALL MONEY TO XPAYS.COM OR RED LIGHT, WITHIN 90 DAYS OF THE DEMAND YOU WILL BE NAMED ON THIS CLASS ACTION LAWSUIT).4. THE ISP IN BELGIUM SELLING THE TRUSTFUNDGIRLS.COM VIDEO.

I DON'T GIVE A FLYING FUCK IF YOU GUYS LISTEN TO THE TRUTH OR NOT, I'M SAVING MY ASS.BYE. PART 4 PART 4 PART 4 PART 4 PART 4 PART 4 PART 4 PART 4 PART 4 PART 4 PART 4 PART 4

PARIS HILTON GETS A NEW LEGAL CONSULTANT!HERE IS THE LATEST ON THIS SPIRALLING MEDIA FIASCO.

PARIS HILTON JUST HIRED A NEW LEGAL CONSULTANT.

A LITTLE INFO: THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS THE MOST SERIOUS FUCKER I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY WHOLE ENTIRE LIFE. YOU COULD SAY 'HE KNOWS THE TRUTH.' HE IS THE ONE THAT POINTED OUT THE TRUTH ABOUT THE BRIBE PARIS HILTON'S NOW ATTORNEYS GOT. HE IS LITERALLY PUTTIING HIS ASS ON THE LINE WITH THIS ALLEGATION, BUT UNDERSTAND, HE LOOKS LIKE A PERSON THAT: 'KNOWS EVERYTHING GOING ON INSIDE YOUR HEAD.'

THIS SHIT IS LIKE MR. JUSTICE, HIMSELF, IS DIRECTING EVERYTHING GOING ON.

NOBODY IS QUESTIONING HIS JUGDMENT CALL ON THE BRIBE TAKEN BY PARIS HILTONS ATTORNEYS, THIS IS WHY HE IS STRONGLY ADVISING PARIS HILTON TO NOT TAKE THE OUT OF COURT SETTLEMENT RICK SALOMON'S ATTORNEYS WANT TO HURRY AND PUT TOGETHER NOW THAT THE TRUTH IS FINALLY COMING OUT.

THIS SHIT IS SO INTENSE, I AM PUTTING A YEAR ASIDE TO WATCH HOW THINGS PAN OUT. HE IS GOING TO PUT TOGETHER THE BIGGEST BAD ASS LEGAL TEAM AND WILL PERSONALLY INTERVIEW THE ATTORNEYS HIMSELF.AND GET THIS - HE IS DOING ALL THIS FOR PARIS HILTON AND HER FAMILY PRO BONO - ALL FOR FUCKING FREE FOR YOU GUYS WHO DON'T KNOW LEGAL SPEAK.

LET US JUST SAY HE DOES NOT RESPECT HOWARD STERN OR RICK SALOMON. RICK SALOMON IS SUCH AN INCOMPETENT ARROGANT SHIT, THAT THIS NEW LEGAL CONSULTANT IS LITERRALLY LAUGHING AT OUR 'FRIEND' RICK. RICK AND STERN THOUGHT THEY COULD 'GET AWAY WITH IT.' BUT RICK SALOMON MADE SO MANY FUCKING STUPID MISTAKES ON THIS PROJECT THAT IT IS A WONDER THEY SOLD IT FOR A PENNY.EVEN THE INITIAL RELEASE OF THE 'NIGHTVISION' CLIP GAVE AWAY STERN AND RICK'S INTENT AND THOSE TWO FOOLS DIDN'T EVEN KNOW IT.

FURTHER, RICK CLAIMING THE VIDEO WAS 'STOLEN' DOES NOT PAN OUT AND THESE GUYS SAY WAS ANOTHER BIG MISTAKE AND THIS NEW LEGAL TEAM IS GOING AFTER.

THE INITIAL LEGAL TEAM ARE RIPPING THE VIDEO APART SECOND PER SECOND, COMBING EVERYTHING FOR EVIDENCE.

THE EVIDENCE IS MOUNTING SO FAST AND I CAN ONLY SAY WHAT I CAN, BUT THIS GUY HAS EVEN POINTED OUT THAT RICK SALOMON EVEN MADE A MISTAKE IN THE REGISTRATION OF 'TRUSTFUNDGIRLS.COM' THAT GIVES AWAY HIS TRUE MOTIVE - SET PARIS HILTON UP, MAKE A SEX VIDEO AND MAKE MONEY.RICK SALOMON GIVES NEW MEANING TO THE PHRASE. 'FUCKING SOMEONE OVER.'

THEY ARE EVEN LAUGHING AT RICK'S CHOICE OF WORDS: "TRUSTFUNDGIRLS" BECAUSE THIS TEAM IS ASKING:

1. HOW MANY 'GIRLS WITH TRUST FUNDS' ARE THERE IN THE WORLD?2. THAT ARE AS HOT AS PARIS AND FAMOUS?3. THAT IDIOT BOY RICK SALOMON HAS DATED IN THE PAST 7 YEARS TO MAKE A DOLLAR OFF OF?

NOT MANY AND......4. IS PARIS HILTON THE ONLY GIRL WITH A TRUST FUND RICK SALOMON HAS DATED?

FOR RICK AND STERN'S POCKET BOOK, IT HAD BETTER NOT BE. THESE NEW ATTORNEYS SAY THAT THEY HAVE TO ASK RICK SALOMON ABOUT 5 QUESTIONS ON JUST THE 'THEORY' BEHIND THE REGISTRATION OF THE NAME 'TRUSTFUNDGIRLS.COM' AND IT'S 'CASE CLOSED'.

THIS LEGAL TEAM IS VERY FUCKING CONFIDENT. LET ME TELL YOU GUYS SOMETHING: THESE GUYS ARE GOING TO EAT STERN AND RICK FOR LUNCH IN THE COURTROOM.

IT'S THE HOLLYWOOD PEOPLE'S INVOLVEMENT THAT BAFFLES EVERYBODY, BUT THIS LEGAL CONSULTANT SAYS THAT THE CONSPIRACY IN HOLLYWOOD IS SO SINISTER, THAT AND I QUOTE, "THAT BRAT PACK OF ASSHOLES IN 'THE CITY OF FOOLS'" LITERALLY WANTED TO MANIPULATE PARIS HILTON TO BE A PORN STAR - THAT IS AND I QUOTE, "IF SHE WANTS IN, LET HER BUY INTO OUR 'CLUB' BY SUCKING COCK. ONLY." THIS QUOTE MAKES SENSE OF WHAT RICK SALOMON SAID IN THE SEX VIDEO: "SHE LOVES THE COCK." ANOTHER NAME THAT WILL GO ON THE CLASS ACTION LAW SUIT IS SHANNON DOUGHERTHY AND HER LAWYERS.

THESE MOTHERFUCKERS ARE EVEN GOING AFTER THE LAWYERS OF THE CELEBRITIES TOO AND WILL TRY TO GET THEM DIS-BARRED, IF THE LAWYERS FOR THE CELEBRITIES HAVE DONE ANYTHING AND I MEAN ANYTHING WRONG, THIS LEGAL TEAM WILL, 'KNOW THE TRUTH.'

BYE. PART 5 PART 5 PART 5 PART 5 PART 5 PART 5 PART 5 PART 5 PART 5 PART 5PARIS HILTON'S BITCH LIST!!!

OH GOD! OH GOD! OH FUCKING GOD!!!!! ARE YOU MOTHERFUCKERS LISTENING NOW? HERE IS THE LATEST ON THE BIGGEST FUCKING SCANDAL SINCE THE MOVIE 'WATERWORLD'.

THIS NEW LEGAL CONSULTANT PARIS HILTON GOT WORKING FOR HER, IS THE SHIT! IT IS LIKE HIS EYES RADIATE LIGHTNING!

I GUESS YOU COULD SAY 'HE'LL KNOW IF YOU'VE BEEN BAD OR GOOD."

HERE ARE MORE NAMES ON PARIS HILTON'S CLASS ACTION LAWSUIT. HE REFERS TO THIS LIST AS 'MISS HILTON'S BITCH LIST'.

9. CAMERON DIAZ AND HER LAWYERS10. ALISON EASTWOOD AND HER LAWYERS11. TIGER WOODS AND HIS LAWYERS12. JOHN CUSSACK AND HIS LAWYERS13. HUGH HEFNER AND HIS LAWYERS14. RON JEREMY AND HIS LAWYERS

FROM WHAT I UNDERSTAND, THESE FUCKHEADS IN HOLLYWOOD WANTED TO MAKE AN 'EASY BUCK' AND THIS IS HOW THESE IDIOTS CHOOSE TO DO IT.

THEY SET PARIS HILTON UP, MADE MONEY AND SPLIT IT AMONG THEMSELVES. LISTEN MOTHERFUCKERS, THIS SINISTER CONSPIRACY IS GETTING UGLIER BY THE FUCKING DAY. ALL I WANT TO KNOW IS WHO THE FUCK IS GOING TO COMPENSATE US FOR THE TIME WE SPENT SELLING THIS SHIT?

FUCK, THIS NEW LEGAL CONSULTANT IS EVEN REFERRING TO THE MEN AS, 'BITCHES', BECAUSE HE SAYS WHEN THIS NEW LEGAL TEAM GETS DONE WITH THESE 'COWARDS' IN THE COURTROOM, THEY WON'T HAVE ANY BALLS.

BYE