Porn Valley- In the immortal words of Joe Theisman, ground was gained and ground was lost in yesterday’s NFL bloodbath. Call the upsets what you will, but Miami sure as hell qualifies for one by beating the St. Louis Rams 31-14, thus removing the goat horns from Wankus’ head for at least one week. In fact Wankus led the Adultfyi pack Sunday with a 9-4 record. Arizona beating Seattle 25-17? Yeah, you might call that one an upset, too, because everyone in the pool had Seattle.

Here’s how the Adultfyi’ers fared. Chris R from KSEX, www.ksexradio.com and Harry Weiss now share first place. Chris’ record for Sunday was 7-6 and Harry picked up a game with an 8-5 record. They’re both at 69-32.

Shannon from Adult DVD Empire, www.adultdvdempire.com moves into second with a 9-4 record. Shannon takes undisputed possession with a 64-37 overall mark. I drop down to third thanks to my putrid 6-7 showing. Thank you Carolina, St. Louis, Oakland and others. Sharing third with me is Sean from Porn Legends, www.pornlegends.com. We’re both at 63-38.

Porno Steve is in fourth with a 61-40 record having gone 6-7 this weekend.

Fifth place finds a threeway tie among Steve from Las Vegas Novelties, www.lvni.com; Sports Swami and Wankus. All are at 59-42. Steve went 7-6 and Swami came in 5-8.

And, mopping up the rear as usual, is Billy The Crystal who may have a lock on baseball and the Boston Red Sox but stinks out the stadium when it comes to picking winners in the NFL. Billy’s record is 57-44 with a 6-7 Sunday.