Identifying modern day house girls and strippers is becoming a lot more difficult as the years move on. I mean c'mon, in the past, even outside the club, it was pretty obvious that the hot and perfect blonde was either a stripper or a model who dressed a little slutty.
Now-a-days, with the quality of women at gentlemen's clubs dropping dramatically, you could be standing in line at McDonalds looking under some chicks triple chin and not realizing that in a couple hours, she'll be on the main stage at Pleasure Palace.
Alright, don't get all mad at me and shit, I am not giving my opinion with the mindset that I have Joe Stud's body or that I'm an export because I'm constantly turning down the cover shoot for GQ magazine, but as a regular Joe, I think that gives me even more right to notice and exclaim, "What the fuck is going on with these chicks?"
Last night, Tyler Faith and I, along with her roadie, Flexx arrived in Boston at Alex's and she prepared for her night feature dancing for her home crowd [Alex's is where Tyler started as a dancer years ago]. When we arrived at the club, the staff greeted us with very warm welcomes, the management is awesome and the fans were already anxious to see Tyler's nationwide, award winning show.
As Miss Faith stood in the wings awaiting her introduction, the three of us noticed the very same thing at the very same time...the day of smokin' hot house girls are gone!
Don't get me wrong, this isn't just an Alex's thing [and after all, it was a Tuesday night, it could get better], but we have noticed this nationwide, even in clubs that have the reputation of having some of the hottest babes in town.
Many of these women working the main stage are so out of shape, the customers spend more time watching sports on the TV monitors then checkin' out the women on display. Has it become a requirement to have a baby, not get yourself back into shape and then go ride the pole in front of others? Is there a new trend that I'm not aware of where according to customer surveys or something, saggy breasted, piss gut havin', cottage cheese legged mommas are in high demand?
I've said this before on my radio show in regards to a lot of new porn stars...the computer/XBOX/Ipod age is killing us! The standards of strippers and porn stars has just gone out the window.
I will tell you this though...the market for hotties in good shape is still desired because the sleepy, boring, unimpressed crowd at Alex's perked up rather quickly once Tyler took the stage. Yeah, she's a local hero of sorts but at the same time when you put the average house girl next to her, it could be best compared to pulling a 72 Chevy Nova, rust color brown into the Biltmore valet area and asking it to be parked next to the Bentley.Alright so I'm a little bias with Tyler since we're together but do your own research. Have you been to your local gentlemen's club lately? It's just not like it was years ago and I just can't understand how someone that has never stepped on a treadmill before can actually disrobe and be proud to present themselves in that light...or under all those lights.
Hey, I know there's a nitch' for everything and many of these babes would be very welcome in those specialty categories in porn or what not. But in a mainstream club visited by our armed forces, business men and money throwing horn dogs...c'mon. My suggestion for these girls? Get a job as a strip club waitress and stare at all the hotties in shape on stage. Use it as motivation to put the fucking fork down and go to the gym so you can someday be desired as well. Right now the only attention you're getting from the customers is one of disgust.
Was that mean? Ah fuck it. It's just honest.
Tyler Faith will be performing [with her smokin' body] tonight through Christmas Eve, three shows a night. Come by and say hello. Big thanks to the many Tyler fans, KSEX fans and MySpace friends who came by for support last night.
Alex's [actually in Stoughton, MA] is full nude with alcohol and a really fun place to hang out and meet Team Tyler's CEO. See ya tonight!
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See more of Tyler Faith's smokin' body at www.TylerFaith.com
