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from www.marksfriggin.com – Howard said that Claire Sinclair is the Playboy Playmate of the year. He had her come in and told her not to rush to sit down. He checked her out and she said that her breasts are real. Howard said she looks incredible. He said that she has a very young and youthful look. She said she’s been listening to the show since she was like 5 so this is so weird for her. She said she was born and raised in L.A.

Claire told Howard she had a crush on Howard when she was like 12. Robin said Howard has never had a Playmate of the Year. Howard said he hasn’t but how does Robin know that.

Claire asked for one of Howard’s curls to keep as a keepsake. She said she loves Howard’s hair. Howard said his is all natural like her breasts. Claire said that she’s a D-cup and they are natural. She said they’re tight too.

Howard said that Beth was approached by Playboy once. He said she didn’t want to take off her top so she never did it. Claire said that she’d be a great centerfold. Howard said she might do it with him as the photographer.

Howard said that Claire’s boobs look very perked. He said that they must make her shave down. Claire said that she’s lasered so she will never grow hair again. She started having them done around 18 and she just stopped about 5 months ago. She said she had the hair down there and her armpits done. She had her mustache done too. She said there are a few stray hairs that come in but it’s not that much. Howard asked her about the mustache. She said that she’s Italian so she has one.

Howard asked what she’s going to do with the motorcycle she won by being the Playmate of the Year. She said that she’s probably going to sell it. She’s afraid to ride since everyone she knows who has one has been hurt.

Howard asked about the guys who hang out at the mansion and how they’re all the same guys who have been around. Howard said Pauly Shore has been with a bunch of them. Claire said she hasn’t seen him with any lately. Howard asked about Corey Feldman and if he does well. She said he has a weird braid in the back and she’s not sure how he does.

Howard said he went to the mansion and he thinks that they need to do a renovation. Claire said she thinks they do need to do something but it’s the same as it was in 1973. She said that the Grotto smells like the 1970s to her. She said everyone has sex there. She said it happens at every party they have there.

Claire is dating Hef’s son so people think that she got the Playmate of the Year because of that. She said that she was already a playmate before she started dating him though. She said his son is 21 years old and she’s 20.

Howard asked if Marston is part of that Playboy empire. She said that he’s going to school so he’s not really part of it. Claire said that he lives at the mansion all summer so she’ll be seeing him there. Howard said that she must be jealous that he’s there with the other women. Claire said she’s exclusive with him and she’s cool with it.

Howard asked about the boyfriend she had before she started dating this guy. It was a high school boyfriend and she said he wasn’t happy with her becoming a Playmate. She said he got jealous and that’s understandable. She said she’s only been with two guys her whole life. It’s the last boyfriend and Hef’s son.

Howard said that it would be weird if she slept with Hef and then slept with his son. Claire said that she doesn’t think that anyone has been with the son other than her.

Howard asked if Marston had to work hard to get in her pants. Claire said that she lived across the street at the bunny house and she went to he mansion to eat and she became friends with him and it just evolved from there. She said that they knew each other for like 5 months before they started dating. She said that it was all of the time hanging around with him that led to the relationship. Howard asked if he’s well hung. Claire laughed and said he is doing very well.

Howard asked about Hef and if he ever asked her to sleep with her. She said she has never done anything to him but she has been asked to his room to help out with some stuff. She said it was all very innocent.

Howard asked Claire about Hef’s fiancee breaking off the wedding. Claire said that it’s all very suspicious because her single came out the same day she called it off. Howard said he was reading about how she was shopping around some story about why she was breaking it off too.

Claire said that she seems like a complete gold digger. She said that it was obvious to some of them. Howard said most 25 year olds aren’t attracted to an 85 year old. Claire said that she thinks Holly was really attracted to him. She said that some girls can see past that. Claire said the whole thing was weird to her. She said that she doubts that Hef was in on the whole thing. She said that he must be hurt by it. Claire said that it must freak him out that she just left out of nowhere.

Howard asked Claire if everyone knows she’s Marston’s girlfriend and it’s hands off. She said that they all know.

Howard asked Claire what she’s going to do now that she’s won the money and the Playmate of the Year thing. He said she seems very nice and intelligent. She didn’t go to college. Claire said she became a Playmate just 6 months after she graduated high school. She said she wanted to be a pinup girl so she got into that. She said she loves the vintage look and that’s what she wants to do.

Howard asked Claire about growing up in Long Beach and if she was the only white girl around. She said that it was like that for a little while.

Howard said Claire was saying that she can smell guy’s armpits and tell them which one she would like. She said she thinks that she can tell from the pheromones if she’s going to like a guy. Howard asked if they could have her blindfolded and have her sniff. She said she didn’t want to do that bur she would do it for Howard.

Claire had said she didn’t thinks he would ever marry Marston so Howard asked why that is. She said he’s a bit of an oddball. She said that his armpits smell beautiful though. She said he has a pretty healthy sex drive too. Howard asked how many times a day they bang. She said it’s not every day but they do it every time they see each other.

Howard said they’re going to blindfold her and ask her to sniff them. Howard said Gange will blindfold her and they’ll stick some armpits in her face. Howard said that she’s going to smell 5 guys now. Claire said she’s either going to be really offended or really turned on.

Howard said he’s not going to talk. He told Robin to talk while he’s doing all of this. Will was holding Claire to guide her. Claire said she did this on first dates. She would sniff guys.

Claire sniffed the first guy and she said it was covered up with deodorant. Howard had the second guy go. Claire sniffed and said there was no scent there. Number 3 was a little ”onion-ie”. She said it wasn’t her favorite scent. She said that number 1 was okay. Number 2 she didn’t know because it was phantom armpit. number 3 was a turn off. Number 4 went up and Claire said that smelled of deodorant and it was a nice B.O. Howard asked if she would be a boyfriend. She said that was a possibility. Number 5 smelled like a 1980s cologne. She said they were cheating with deodorant on.

Howard had number 6 go up. She sniffed and said it was musty. She said it was a good musty though. Howard had her sniff one more. She said ”Oh god…” She said it smelled like an asshole. She said that was not good. She said it was offensive.

Howard introduced Claire to each one. Number 1 was JD. Number 2 was Howard with no scent at all. She said that he was a weirdo with no scent. Claire said that he must have wonderful hygiene. she’s into some smell though. Number 3 was Gary and his onion-like smell. Number 4 was Ronnie. She said he smelled good and he was a candidate. Howard said that number 5 was Tim Sabean who smelled of Old Spice or 1980s cologne. Number 6 was Richard Christy. She was disgusted by him. Richard said he almost stuck his finger in his ass and put that up there too. Then Benjy went up and she said he smelled like asshole. Benjy said he ate ass last night so that’s why.

Howard told Benjy to come over so he could smell him. Howard thought about it and said he didn’t want to get involved with him. Howard said Claire said he got the worst of it. Howard said Benjy is gross. Claire said that’s not her favorite type of sweat.

Gary told Howard that Richard came in and asked if he thought it would be funny that he stick his finger in his ass and put it in her face. Gary said he told him no.

Howard said he’s glad he has no body odor. That’s what he’s going for. Howard said that he was proud that she didn’t smell anything. Then she told him he was weird.

Howard asked Claire why she picked the name Claire Sinclair. Claire said that her father is the guy who secretly recorded OJ Simpson and that put him in jail. She said that he’s a hero to some but to other’s he’s not. She wanted to change her name from Riccio to something else. She said she liked Claire Sinclair.

Howard asked Claire about how her father knew OJ and how that whole thing came about. She said that her father sells memorabilia and he tapes everything he does because people have screwed him in the past. Gary said that she thinks that she may have been conceived after he had escaped jail once. Claire said he had jumped over a brick wall when he was in jail for a deal that had gone wrong. She said that he got over the fence and escaped. She said he got out for a couple of years. She said that her parents are still involved together but they’re divorced.

Claire said that her father went back to jail and then he won the lottery after getting out. She said that he won like $800,000. Howard said that’s something. Claire told Howard that her sister is a Playboy Cyber Girl too.

Howard gave Claire a plug for her web site PinupClaireSinclair.com and some other stuff she’s doing. He wrapped up and went to break a short time later.

Howard asked Claire if she would go out with a guy his age. She said she would. Howard asked how she thinks Hef looks. She said that he looks good for his age. Howard said he does not look good.

Howard took a call from a guy who asked if she would let JD sniff her panties. Claire said she won’t let anyone sniff them.

Another caller asked if she was spanked as a child and if she likes to be spanked now. She said they didn’t spank her. She said she does like to role play though so she might get spanked doing that. Howard asked her to do some role playing and do a voice. She does a voice like Luann from King of the Hill. She said that Britney Murphy played that part on the show so she thought it was kind of morbid even talking about it.

Howard asked her what she dresses up like. She said that she’ll dress up like a cop and that’s her favorite. Howard asked what she does when she dresses up like that. She will push her boyfriend up against the wall and frisk him. She said that it’s just a gentle pat down though. Howard asked if she’s into anal. She said that never works out. Howard asked if she will lick balls and ass. She said that she’s not opposed to the balls. She said she has licked Marston’s ass. Howard had Fred do his French accent and say some stuff to Claire. Claire said she loves Crazy Alice. She said she loves the Mel Gibson rants too. Fred played her some Crazy Alice clips and had her cracking up.

Howard took another call from a guy who asked her to take her top off. Howard asked if she would do that. She said that she had to bring in the Playboy to show off her boobs. She said that she’s under contract so she can’t show them there.

Claire asked Howard to sign something for her. He said he’d do that when he takes a break. Howard gave her some more plugs and then went to break.