PLEASANT GROVE, Utah – Your computer doesn’t have to catch any nasty diseases from porn stars.

The Paraben Corporation is helping keep computers clean with their handy “Porn Detection Stick.”

The portable, thumb-sized gadget is inserted into the USB drive and can scan a hard drive for any naughty content that has ever been downloaded or even just glanced at.

It provides a report of exactly what dirty deeds have been gawked at and retrieves any images that have ever been saved or deleted from the computer’s hard drive so there’s no hiding any online indiscretions.

It’s meant to provide a safe computing experience for families and corporations looking to keep their drives clean of filthy material.

By allowing parents and bosses to sniff out what users have been up to on the web, they can ensure productivity and safety, since porn websites have a tendency of spreading pesky computer bugs that can destroy a system.