BURBANK, CA - Porn Star Karaoke is back but many questions need to be answered if it's to have the success of 2003. I can think of ten things off the bat...here they are:
First: In the new year, will the hot female stars come back for libations, bad singing and fun interaction with all the industry folks?
Second: Will Aria and Wankus do something to control the over abundance of cock [especially non-industry cock] walking thru the door?
Third: Is there anything exciting planned to add some new flare to the already fun night?
Fourth: Now that Stormy and Wankus made up, will they sing Endless Love in front of the crowd?
Fifth: Will Steve Seidman wear fresh clothes?
Sixth: Will DP restrict Jesse Jane from attending since it's obvious she is a friend to KSEX?
Seventh: Is Sardos owner, Seymour, planning on installing a smoking patio since half the night the parking lot is jammed with tobacco loving porn stars?
Eighth: How many fights will Cytherea's man get in with the locals?
Ninth: Will Burbank PD stop hiding in civilian clothes so they can hang with the stars and just come in wearing their badges? [turns the girls on more to see a man in uniform]
...and finally...
Tenth: Will Kurt Lockwood stick around after singing one song now that he's single?
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These and other questions need to be answered if we're to insure the success of PSKclub.
Perhaps we'll find out tonight at 9:00pm at SardosBar, on Pass avenue just off the 134 freeway in Burbank.
Men - bring bitches! To ensure no waiting out front, email [email protected] before 3pm to be put on the RSVP list.
See ya there!
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Here's some more questions AdultFYI readers have added to PSKclub:
Will Tim Case learn a new song besides Run To The Hills?
Will Frankie LaRue leave her lasso at home?
Will Gene Ross ever leave his gossip notebook home?
Will Cytherea ever have a night that she doesn't flash the crowd?
Will Monica Mayham show up on the same night as Ann Marie and have a cat fight?
Will Keri Windsor stop singing songs from Grease?
Got some of your own? E-Mail us!
