Porn Valley- Selena Silver, www.selenasilver.com is having a blowjob contest tonight on KSEX, www.ksexradio.com. It’s in promotion with a movie that Zero Tolerance is doing called Blow Me Sandwich.

Silver, Katrina Kraven and a surprise porn girl to be announced will suck dick. On the receiving end will be KSEX’s Wankus, Kris Slater and apparently another mystery male porn star. Wankus the other night on KSEX was describing it as taking one for the team.

“Selena Silver’s going to blow me,” Wankus reported. “Selena Silver’s a hottie and I’m cool with that. That’s great. But what I’m saying is that this is kind of fucking weird. Now I find out that Quasarman’s going to be the announcer while I’m getting a blowjob. Now this is fucked up!”

Wankus said he didn’t agree to that stipulation. “No fucking way!” Wankus declared. “Have you ever heard Quasarman’s show? I’m not even going to get wood with this motherfucker in the room. He’s hysterical. The guy is the funniest guy I’ve ever fuckin’ met in my life.”

Wankus pretty much said that under the Geneva Convention rules regulating humor, he’s not going to be able to perform with Quasarman around. “I’m thinking about bringing a Walkman putting on some Mettalica, blasting it, closing my eyes and sitting back and not paying attention. Then I’m worried about opening my eyes and it’ll be Jason Curious on my dick.”

Co-ho for the evening, Rebecca Love suggested that Wankus open his eyes but just focus on Silver. Wankus said Quasarman was like his brother. “I can’t have him in a room when I’m getting head. I’m not a porn star. I’m a stunt cock.”

Wankus described the contest as the winner being whoever comes first. “The girl gets a contract, some kind of shit. I don’t give a fuck. All I heard was free head.” On a discussion of her own technique, it was noted that Love makes some type of whrrrring noises while she gives blowjobs. Love said she even did that before doing porn movies.

Wankus said the Catch-22 of the situation was that if Silver wins and Wankus comes first, the comments will be that he’s not a porn star and that’s why he came so quick. “Here’s the deal- I come quick it’s because she gave damn good head. I’ve fooled around with porn stars and all kinds of people for quite some time. I can hold my own. If I come fast that’s because she’s good. If I don’t get a good blowjob I won’t come fast.”

Wankus made it clear he wasn’t trying to put pressure on Silver. “I’m just saying if the head’s good I’ll cum. Put it this way- it’s a whole different world when you’re in a roomful of people. There’s going to be three celebrity judges. They’ve got a whole crew from Zero Tolerance here. There’s going to be like 20 people in the room. The porn stars will be fine. Me, I’m the one who’s going to be under all the pressure. I’m not used to that kind of shit.”

Wankus speculated that if he were alone in a room with Silver he could bust a nut within five minutes. Any longer, she doesn’t suck good dick, he said. “If I’m alone with her. A roomful of people you’ve got to add some minutes to that. I’m not worried about getting wood. I’ll get wood. I’m not the Dave Pounder type. It might take a second to kick in but I’ll definitely get wood.”

Wankus said he was warning Quasarman ahead of time not to fuck with him.