Porn Valley- Will Rider's a director, writer, musician, producer...the list goes on. Johnny Fratto is this guy who, if he's not connected, probably knows how The Sopranos will end.
Wearing sunglasses the entire time, the white-haired Fratto hosts a Tuesday night show on PrimeTimeUncensored, www.primetimeuncensored.com. His co-host is someone named Johnny Sandwiches. Get the drift?
A tight shot lends the impression that Fratto and Rider are having a casual conversation in some corner booth in Little Italy. Rider mentions he's from Milwaukee and it seems that Fratto knows people who know the people Rider knows. Rider and Fratto also talk about things like waste management and garbage. Tony Soprano stuff.
Rider's telling this story about the time he got arrested in a Milwaukee bar for doing "stupid shit."
Rider's before a judge who takes a look at him and asks what the hell are you doing here? Rider explains, and it so happens the judge is the son of the guy who owns the joint Rider got arrested in. The case is dismissed and Wisconsin justice is dispensed equitably once again.
Rider and Fratto are actually killing time until KC Armstrong can get off the 101. This is the same KC who used to be on Stern, won a pile in a lottery and blew it all on gambling. Or something like that. The set's quickly re-dressed to accommodate KC's show which features sensitive guy talk about hemorrhoids and KC pitching websites that feature beheadings.
One of KC's partners-in-crime brays through the entire show like Arnold Horshack. Rider brings on Renae Cruz www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=22537 who actually looks somewhat like Jennifer Lopez. Which is good because Cruz is playing a character to spoof her in J-Ho: Jenny on the Cock. On the subject of porn parodies, Rider, who's let some "Britney Rears" spoofs out of the box in his time, has this theory.
"You never do a parody of a bomb," Rider states.
"You guys do any midget stuff?" KC wants to know.
Rider also introduces a newcomer named Lexi Lee. Rider makes it sound like she's never done a scene, but Lee, who's from Tennessee, later spills the beans when she talks about having done something with Shane Diesel.
Meanwhile, Cruz is saying she's a little bit tired having done two scenes that day and taken cum all over her face. KC's wondering if they had to bring in a stunt cunt for her. Rider next predicts that Cruz is going to win some major awards come next year. KC then asks to see Cruz's tits and she accommodates.
"They're right where they should be," he declares.
"You're a hot broad," KC keeps telling Cruz.
"I love this guy- I love this guy," Michael Fattorosi whispers to me. Cruz says she has no problems with the color of her partners and KC wonders if by doing interracial, the market value goes down on a female performer.
"That's a bunch of horse shit!" yells Rider. "Renae's an equal opportunity lover."
When Cruz mentions that she was born in the Philippines, KC somehow brings "chinamen" into the conversation. Cruz goes on to say that she was raised a military brat and has lived in places as diverse as Tokyo, Brazil, Washington D.C. and Philly. Because of that, she didn't have a lot of boyfriends. And Cruz says her best memories are from being in Brazil.
"It was fun, carefree and wild." KC wants to know the strangest place Cruz has ever had sex.
"In a bed," quips Rider. Cruz, who started in the business in November, goes on to say that her favorite partner so far to work with has been James Deen.
"Ain't he dead?" asks KC who wants to know if Cruz develops feelings for the guys she works with. Her answer suggests about as much as the wiffle balls KC's holding.
"This is a hot broad right here!" KC keeps stating.
Rider goes on to suggest that this is a very misunderstood industry after KC asks Cruz if she ever negatively reacted to some guy fingering her ass. Rider mentions that Cruz loves being nude which gives KC the idea that Cruz should takes some swings at the wiffle ball in the altogether. If she misses a pitch, Cruz has to do jumping jacks. And she accommodates in an absurd way.
Lee mentions that she's never been with a girl before and Cruz goes down on her.
"This is going into a totally different direction and I'm glad it did!" says KC exuberantly. "This is some fucking porn going on here."
"They had some dyke-ing out. This is beautiful!" he tells his audience. "You broads are very hot"
Cruz tells a story about how she worked for Max Hardcore and that he pee'd and puked on her.
"That old guy? He looks like my grandfather," says KC. Rider reminds KC in a Max died for our sins speech, that Max put his ass on the line by fighting the government. Rider then says how when he saw Cruz going down on some famous girl in the business at an Erotica convention in Florida, he knew she had the goods.
"You guys want some Vodker?" KC asks.
