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Review: Ass Eaters Unanimous 2

Porn Valley- if there’s anything that tosses more salad than Martha Stewart or Oprah Winfrey, it’s Evolution Erotica’s, Ass Eaters Unanimous series.

And if there’s anything that splits it’s audiences’ affiliations right down the middle it’s also the Ass Eaters Unanimous series. The girl licks the guy. The guy licks the girl, and hairy asses hardly need apply with the end result being an order to hold the tomatoes with pop shots landing straight to the open mouth, bypassing either the vaginal or anal tract.

Volume 2 features Lisa Marie, Cailey Taylor, Alana Evans, Arianna Jollee, Brandi Lyons, Joelean, Selena Silver, Victoria Givens, and the team of Christie Lee and Ana Nova taking on Valentino’s butt hole like Jiffy Lube mechanics promised an incentive package. Give these two girls credit- though Christie is very specific about not liking her asshole licked- because you generally don’t want to be on the wind tunnel receiving end of a guy who eats garlic at every available opportunity. Thoroughly amusing is also the fact that Christie wears a form of salad licking chastity belt perhaps to overemphasize the point that she doesn’t appreciate her partners going there. Valentino also shares some mutual ass-tongue appreciation with Lisa Marie in the volume’s opener.

Also of particular note is Alana Evans’ scene with Tony Sexton- an interaction filmed as it was happening live during one of Evans’ shows on KSEX. Evans is singularly aggressive and, for highlights, maneuvers Sexton into a pile driver for the man ass eating portion of the program. Later on in the volume, Sexton is more of the dominant as he engages in a battle of tongues with the lovely Joelean.

You see ’em together at Sardos, now see ’em together in this volume- Cailey Taylor and Dick Tracy with Taylor practically reading Tracy’s ass like a library book, albeit a big library book. Also take note. Tayor’s ass is white. Tracy’s ass is tanned with the law of tanning averages stating that it really should be the other way around.

Then, one of the best scenes of the volume, puts Arianna Jollee up on a kitchen countertop where salad tossing seems to find its natural element. Tommy X is Arianna’s partner and the two exchange tongue vows like a married couple at the crouton well at Wendy’s.

Another scene that really ignites is the pairing of Victoria Givens and muscle guy Adam Wilde with Victoria squeezing out every ounce of ranch dressing that she possibly can from the encounter.

Brandi Lyons’ scene with Red Fontaine then asks the musical question, would you eat the ass of a man posing like a reclining statue of David? Not under ordinary circumstances you might say, but Brandi goes for it. Red goes for it, but the end result May-December ass pairing may keep you awake at night with bad dreams.

Now I’ve heard rumors that Rigger Dan is hung like a horse. But one suspects it’s more like a hobby horse gathered from physical evidence in his scene with Selena Silver. Dan’s mugging on general occasions might get annoying but somehow works in this type of scenario.


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