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Alana Eats Tony in Ass Eaters Unaninmous 2

Porn Valley- Several months ago, Alana Evans did an ass eating scene with Tony Sexton live on KSEX which now appears in Evolution Erotica’s, www.evolutionerotica.com latest volume of Ass Eater Unanimous, volume 2. https://www.adultfyi.com/reviews.aspx

Except Sexton, by definition of the vid, doesn’t get any tail. But that didn’t end in Sexton’s quest for the Holy Grail. With perseverance, Alana Evans revealed last Thursday that Sexton finally hit a homerun.

Between Sexton and Kurt Lockwood, Evans must be getting something under the table for every time either performer’s name is casually mentioned on her show.

Evans started off her April 1 show stating that she was pregnant and retiring. But even with the April Fool law obviously being invoked, Evans kept on with the ruse saying that it was Lockwood’s baby and that the two were getting married.

“That’s not even funny- I don’t want to joke about that,” said Chris Evans claiming he’s got recurring dreams about him trying to catch up to Alana and Lockwood. “And somehow right when I get to the bridge it collapses and you guys are on the other side going, ha-ha-ha! Fuckers!”

Alana also brought up an instance from a couple of weeks ago where she got plastered at a porn party on Melrose. “After the party was the after-party,” Chris said. “And the after party ended up at Evansville at our house.” Alana said Sexton followed them home.

“Tony has been chasing us for a long time,” she said. “Tony finally got some.”

Chris wasn’t inclined to continue with the story but Alana seemed pretty sure that, by now, Sexton has been telling everyone in the business that he finally got into her pants. “At least this way they know he’s telling the truth,” she laughed. In a development that must have made Sexton feel very special, Alana said she was back in the bedroom with Sexton while another guy was waiting his turn in a room.

Meanwhile, Evans was calling a booty call. “Before I know it a booty call is on its way. We got two boys- one I already have; one that is now waiting and one on the way.”

Meanwhile Chris said he was in a room for two hours with “another chick” and by the time he was finished, Alana had made her way through three different dudes. “It was like six in the morning. I can’t believe it. My girl calls for more dick while I’m in the other room. That’s fuckin’ comedy.”

Alana said Tony Sexton nailed her so good, that the neighbors heard her screaming and were calling the police. Chris remembered a time when the cops did show up at their house. “We were all fuckin’ jacked up. They’re like is there a problem here? No, we’re in the adult business. They’re, like, okay, bye. We know what we’re doing, bro. We’re professionals.”
 

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