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Review: Scream XXX: A Porn Parody; “Porn with the Scream Title Slapped On It”

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from www.horroryearbook.com – The bright white, elongated face in the midst of a midnight black cloak from the Scream franchise creates a notoriously feared fictional serial murdering figure of the late 90s to early 2000s.

The appearance of Ghostface is simple and could be said to be masking an earlier counterpart in Michael Myer’s William Shatner mask and mechanic jumpsuit, but with evil does not need bells and whistles. What evil needs is a clown nose and a dangerous-wielding vibrator when hunting down the cast and crew of a XXX production. This is exactly what happens in Vivid’s latest spoof entitled Scream XXX: A Porn Parody!

Being such a horror geek and owning every single Scream film (except the fourth entry since the DVD hasn’t been released yet, but did theatrically watch it), there was a mile-high abundance of anticipation for the hardcore Scream parody.

The beginning scene started familiarly enough with a hot blonde in the kitchen, cooking up popcorn and being alone in a big house. She receives an anonymous and yet what she thinks is a flirtatious phone call that turns into her worst nightmare. Lily LaBeau, an upcoming beauty in the adult entertainment industry, likes adult movies as pointed out by the caller. No horror movies here, folks! Eventually, we come to realize that that whole scene is from the XXX parody of Stab 3. That means that this is a movie within a movie within a movie. Huh?

Then on from the first scene, nothing much else happens as far as the horror goes, but a ton of fucking fills the dirty hole that is Scream XXX. As the faux mystery unfolds to the one-by-one off camera deaths of porn stars and directors whom have no blood to show on their lifeless corpses, nothing stops the stars from having a good old time in the sack, romping up as if their lives depended on it. Evan Stone and Ron Jeremy bring in the expected comedy and their efforts are always greatly appreciated. Evan is always a bit over the top and Ron, well, the hedge hog is just that…the hedge hog!

The striking body and face of the fair skinned Sarah Shevon doesn’t go unnoticed as she and Rocco Reed do the nasty as Sidney and Billy, the two main characters from the original Scream movie. However, Sarah and Rocco can’t compare to Angelica Lane and James Deen’s anal lust. Deen drives his cock deep with her ass, making Lane shiver with pleasure.

Though the more adult oriented scenes are extremely hot and favorable to stimulate the senses, but don’t expect too much of the Scream franchise to show it’s ghostface around. This x-rated parody is nothing more than just porn with the Scream title slapped on it to arouse interest during the Scream 4 release. Vivid’s steamy sessions should be the one and only reason in buying Scream XXX: A Porn Parody.

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