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Review: Teen Meat 3

Maybe it’s time that the porn world starts looking at a new candidate for the Best Vignette Series. Which in that case would be the Teen Meat series from with Teen Meat 3 bathing itself in such glowing adjectives as superb, distinctive, remarkabke and impressive.

Besides presenting just some good text book boning featuring really cute girls who fit their roles to an exquisite T, you’re going to discover a few lustrous chunks of improv theater tossed in this volume for good measure. The scenario featuring Tony Tedeschi and the adorable Christie Lee is an instance that will grab you by the nuts for its original spin on the classic babysitter theme.

Lee is asked to babysit by a pair of antic parents [Wally Wharton as the fast-talking, booze swilling dysfunctional mom is a classic]. Only Lee doesn’t know that her charge is this tough-talking 32 year guy [Tedeschi] who handles cards like John Scarne and inveigles her into a game of strip poker.

The scene bypasses all the basic cliches of that set-up and establishes new thinking and resourcefulness that might even apply to, say, future pizza deliveries. Lee, claiming her old man’s a champ at poker, plays her part just as tough as Tedeschi and lends spark to an incredibly successful scene that’s highlighted by Lee being flopped over the arm of a chair and fucked royally. Its camera angles and off-the-cuff dialogue lend sparkle to a phenomenal encounter.

With their voices echoing off the soundstage walls, the show’s well-lensed opener [including black & white motif] has Benjamin Bratt and the beautiful blond Brit Jamie Brooks rehearsing a scene from a play. Which of course is a love scene and suggests that the only real rehearsing is the real thing. The volume’s only anal encounter includes some deft executions in Jamie’s ass that features pile driving with Jack-o-Lantern gaping.

In another winner, Kayla Marie plays a music groupie who runs into her idol Kurt Lockwood at the doctor’s office. Kayla immediately suspects Lockwood has V.D., but he wants to keep his visit on the q-t. However this groupie will stop at nothing, including lifting Kurt’s wallet to find out where he lives. She stalks him to the ol’ homestead and thus precipitates a very physical encounter which features both an arresting and provocative variation of the side saddle and some great pile driving tossed into the mix.

Then we find Ted Hunter reprising his role as coach Johnson, an adult who never met a teenage pair of panties that he didn’t like. The coach has just won an award for the losingest soccer coach and his ex-wife’s in the middle of busting his balls when Lisa Marie comes to his door. She’s just discovered that the coach has boinked her best friend [seen in Volume 1] and the coach pretty much has to fuck her mouth shut with a scene that cuddles Lisa Marie’s lean figure against Hunter’s massive, overpowering frame. Hunter enjoys some great moments in the side saddle.

Someone very resourceful procured a school bus that allows a finely crafted pantomime sequence that finds Kris Slayter making moves on school girl Laurel Berry, a few seats away. Including the fact that Kris fucks her big time over the back of one of the seats, the worse-for-wear bus driver joins in for good measure, adding some sinister measure to the smarmy proceedings.



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