WWW- I don't know how it happened, but one minute I'm talking to Megan Kelso, a pleasant Stanford senior, and the next I'm talking to porn star Richard Pacheco.

OK, retired porn star. But still, this guy's got the goods. And by that, I mean he's the genuine article.

It started innocently. Kelso is worried about AIDS. She's organizing a campus event to raise awareness and money to help those afflicted.

Saturday night's ``Backstage with the Porn Stars,'' is what she came up with. Why porn stars? Why not ``A Night Discussing AIDS and its Devastating Effect on the World?''

``You wouldn't attract the same people, exactly,'' Kelso explains.

Or as many, I'm guessing.